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#1
I was leaving McDonalds near my house today after school when a girl shoulder barged me. I disregarded her but apparently I have her a funny look, which I know I didn't. The girl and her two friends followed me and my two friends about 10 metres and then stopped me and started shouting at me.

The girl who attacked me squared up to me and her two friends egged her on saying they'd hit me if they could but they were 'on bail' and didn't want to risk it. Instead they offered to film it on their phones. The girl carried on shouting at me, telling me to apologise but as I did nothing wrong I refused.

After a while I decided to apologise because I knew she wouldn't let it drop and I didn't feel like turning my back on her because she seemed absolutley mental. When I apologised she slapped me hard across the face and said "Don't do it again!" I pushed her away as an obvious reaction and she went crazy and punched me right in the temple and it took her two friends and my two friends to keep her from hitting me more.

I went to the police but I highly doubt anything will be done.

Oh, and I'm a girl.

Anyone else had similar experiences?
Last edited by Arc Of Time at Sep 9, 2008,
#3
If it were me she would have a broken jaw.
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Once I was minding my own business in the tall grass when all of a sudden a goddamn group of Caterpie tried to eat me.
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#6
Seriously? A girl bitch slapped you after apologizing? AND filmed it?





EDIT:
I'm a girl .


ah, well that changes it. Sorry to hear how many ass holes are out there
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#7
the police won't do anything.

sorry about that tho. f*cking bitch will end up in prison some other way.


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not funny.

i hate people like that. they all deserve to be shot and slowly roasted on pyres in town centres alive.

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first time i've lold like that in a while!
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#8
if she hit you, stand up for yourself and hit her back. preferably harder so she just goes away
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#10
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I'm a girl .

Not so big anymore eh Irnmaiden4life?

To Arc of Time: You did the right, thing, i have been in similar situations, just let them act hard and so long as its verbal dont react. When they get physical, just pushing them away is the right thing to do
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I'm a girl .

oh

CATFIGHT!!

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#13
I've had similar experiences, nothing will come of it in the end. Just be glad you're ok though, at least you're not too badly hurt

*hugs*
#14
you should have smashed her face...

you know, just: "SMAAAASJHHH!" *splat* "FATALITY!!!"
#15
your a girl, why didn't you hit her back? Being a guy i would have just laughed at her or pined her on the ground if it got annoying enough.
#16
kick that bitch in dem nutz! girls ahve nuts too, right?

seriously i would have probably just walked away and ignored her, and if she kept harassing me i would headbutt her titties

oh yea and what were you doing at mcdonalds, that place is nasty
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#17
I smellz teh pikeys.

But if they filmed it, it'll probably end up on youtube, in which case give the url to the police and get the bitch arrested. That'll learn 'em.
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your a girl, why didn't you hit her back? Being a guy i would have just laughed at her or pined her on the ground if it got annoying enough.


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#19
RUSSELL! WHAT THE ****!

Sorry.

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#20
Next time I'd just save the hastle and upset the filming friends by absolutely obliterating her. Seriously, I know violence is not the answer, but I've seen this before and it used to happen too often. Eventually, my friend Katy had had enough. We were sat in a park just chilling as you do, and these 4 girls came up and started giving her stick. They gave similar stories about probation and all that crap. Two of them got their phones out and started filming this fat ugly lass mouthing at her getting ready to slap her. The other was just shouting encouragements. The lass slapped Katy, then Katy grabbed the back of the girls head and slammed it into a metal pole three times and told her to piss off.

It was one of the best things I have ever seen just for the look on the other girls faces.
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#22
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But if they filmed it, it'll probably end up on youtube, in which case give the url to the police and get the bitch arrested. That'll learn 'em.



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#25
That sucks. Round up some friends and wait round there tomorrow to get them back, or at least scare them.
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I went to the police but I highly doubt anything will be done.


Same, but if it does, filming assault on your phone is counted as partaking in some shape or form so those 2 who were on bail will be fucking jailed. And since people like that generally repeat it, they'll likely get caught for something else. So be happy about that.
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#27
this kind of thing is terrible, only the other day i was pushed of stage in Toronto, bastards!
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#28
Dude, I'm a chick too and I woulda lost it on the b!tch, I would have bashed her face in. if you hadn't done anything wrong and she tried to accuse you of hitting her to impress her gay little friends.
CHICKS LIKE THAT PISS ME THE F.CK off. ugggh. Call the police and try to have charges pressed on her... do you remember what she looks like? did her friends mention her name at all?
DO it man, ****$ like her shouldn't get away with that shit.
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lol cheers. people do call me willy though so its not like a wierd penis fetish
#30
Chavs always do that (I presume they are)
In Bolton I overheard some grotty girl saying "come on lets start a fight with her", they went on to create a made up story as they squared up to my friend but we walked off.
Was tempted to grab an iron bar and stick it through her wheel spokes on her bike while she was riding on the road.
Don't worry about it TS, she will end up with triplets in a few years time, watch out for her on Jermery Kyle

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this kind of thing is terrible, only the other day i was pushed of stage in Toronto, bastards!


Yes, but to be fair, you're an egotistical, arrogant, monobrowed twat who just steals other people's tunes.


#33
To youtube! It's probably on there somewhere. We can find the girl and hunt her down
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lol cheers. people do call me willy though so its not like a wierd penis fetish

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#35
Shoulda Shanked her.

But seriously, you should've just walked away. It uses confuses people, when you know it's one and one and you don't want to get into anything, walking away is an easy option.
#36
Yeah you should have just beat the **** out of her.

I would have, and I have a penis.
#37
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Don't worry about it TS, she will end up with triplets in a few years time, watch out for her on Jermery Kyle


She's 16 and has a kid.

I would say Jeremy Kyle is in her sights.

I didn't hit her back because the way Britain is now, I'd probably have got done for assault and she'd get to sell her "traumatic" story to The Sun.
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She's 16 and has a kid.

I would say Jeremy Kyle is in her sights.

I didn't hit her back because the way Britain is now, I'd probably have got done for assault and she'd get to sell her "traumatic" story to The Sun.

And she would probably have whipped out a knife.
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