#1
.....and I saw something that caught my attention I had to share it.
Never been pregnant - w4m - 20 (not las vegas)

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Reply to: pers-833484994@craigslist.org [?]
Date: 2008-09-08, 10:34PM PDT


hey,
looking for any males between the ages of 18-30 only... who wants to help a chick get pregnant...and then split. Yes I just want a kid, no strings attached...I tried this several times, but everyone seems to flake all the time. So this is my last time posting this. If you are serious and want to help drop me a line, and tell me a little about yourself...oh and by the way don't ask me 20 questions about why I want to do this. I am a girl who knows what she wants. I just want to be pregnant. MUST BE DRUG AND DISEASE FREE.


Saw this on another forum posted^^^ wtf is this all about?
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#3
sounds iffy. sick of your horny friends on her and find out the details later
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#4
Quote by GiantRaven
I think she wants to get pregnant

way to state the obvious smartass...
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Respect in the pit?

Lol

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#5
Quote by GiantRaven
I think she wants to get pregnant



yeah, something made me think that also
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#6
Why not buy a turkey bastor(?) and head to the nearest sperm bank?
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#8
get her to sign some kind of waiver so she can't sue your for child support later :S
#9
Quote by GiantRaven
I think she wants to get pregnant


lol state the obvious
that is one of the weirdest things i have ever read :\
wen i ask they say that they fall into the habit smhw ........but nyways i think there is a connection smwhere. Now i being a teetollar will not give into this habit nyhw

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#10
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lol state the obvious
that is one of the weirdest things i have ever read :\


that woman in the big lebowski did it
#11
Ask for a photo... if hot enough... nail it.
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#13
Preggo means unprotected sex, unprotected sex with random women off internetz = AIDS.

Why not go to the sperm bank or something?

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#14
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Preggo means unprotected sex, unprotected sex with random women off internetz = AIDS.

Why not go to the sperm bank or something?


mail her a jar of your spunk
#16
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I think she wants to get pregnant

hahaha nice
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#18
Quote by seljer
mail her a jar of your spunk


Yeah, at least this girl won't complain and tell the police like the others I tried that with.

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#21
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I think everyone wil agree on UG they would tap that.


sure, if you duct-taped her mouth shut. ****ing annoying bitch
#22
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sure, if you duct-taped her mouth shut. ****ing annoying bitch


I dont know, I'd like to hear how she screams is you ask me.
#23
Quote by Eric 666
I think everyone wil agree on UG they would tap that.

Oh god no

edit: This video is hilarious though

edit2: Did she just say that if she couldn't afford to raise a baby she was going to sell it?

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Last edited by GiantRaven at Sep 9, 2008,
#24
Quote by GiantRaven
Oh god no

edit: This video is hilarious though

edit2: Did she just say that if she couldn't afford to raise a baby she was going to sell it?

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I agree with everything you just said. Completely.
#25
Quote by Superstrat101
I agree with everything you just said. Completely.


Kiss ass...


#26
aw how convient I live in Vegas

Wait!!!

I'm not 18 yet,

but then again I can just lie, bang her, leave, report to the cops for rape, and maybe profit???
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#27
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aw how convient I live in Vegas

Wait!!!

I'm not 18 yet,

but then again I can just lie, bang her, leave, report to the cops for rape, and maybe profit???


That made me Lol so hard.

I hope this chick realizes that she won't be able to pay for anything at all for the child, maybe she doesn't understand the connection between pregnancy and babies.

''Pregnancy, sex, that sounds like fun!!!''
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