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#1
have you ever have the feeling you're a thread killer ?
It happens at least 1nce or 2 times a day that I post in a thread, and it dies ..
so, you a thread killer too ?


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#2
Hey, thats why i self appointed myself "UGs serial thread killer"
You're So Scene Right Now ^_^


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#3
I have done that a few times before
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#7
All the time.
M374L


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#9
It sucks that this thread's gonna die because of me. Oh wait *looks at sig,* no, I'm awesome
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#10
yep
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PRS SE Singlecut, blue with stoptail (my baby)
Line 6 Spider III 75 (shut up)
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even more cheapo Fender steel string acoustic
#11
Im a semi-professional thread killer.

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#12
He killed the thread....^^^^^^
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#13
Dude, way to go kill the thread
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#15
No, I always bring threads back to life with my witty social-political commentary.
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#16
My proudest moment
edit

Damn you Kensai! Im trying to murder another thread here

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#17
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No, I always bring threads back to life with my witty social-political commentary.

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#18
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WTf does this mean?

I didn't get the Memo!!


too long; didn't read
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O.J. will kill you
#19
Quote by Ziggums
WTf does this mean?

I didn't get the Memo!!


to long; didn't read or something among those lines, this guy used it in a bad attempt of beeing funny


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#20
Quote by Kensai
No, I always bring threads back to life with my witty social-political commentary.

The best way to counteract thread killing is to bump 2 year old threads...
#21
Quote by noxiosimitator
have you ever have the feeling you're a thread killer ?
It happens at least 1nce or 2 times a day that I post in a thread, and it dies ..
so, you a thread killer too ?

You're Noxiosimitator, we expect it of you now.
Like when Kensai walks into a thread, you either know it'll be epic lulz or a thread killer
I hope it doesn't seem, like I'm young, foolish, and green.
Let me in for a minute, you're not my life but I want you in it


O Dayya, te echaré de menos, siempre

Y siempre
Y para siempre
#22
you can revive any thready by saying...


I cum blood
Only the blue sky and the green grass
Go on forever in this world
Where seconds feel like eternity
And years pass in blink of an eye
#23
yes, and unfortunetly ill probably end up killing this thread as well

edit: nevermind
Feel free to add me on STEAM: thesystemhasfailed
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#24
I tend to write waaaay too long comments so usually when I finally add mine the thread already has been killed by someone else. But because my comment comes right after that one it kinda makes me feel like I'm the one responsible for killing the thread. However...

Oh sh*t, this one's getting way too long again...

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#25


Only true TK's are awarded with this.
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#26
Quote by BlackLuster
You're Noxiosimitator, we expect it of you now.
Like when Kensai walks into a thread, you either know it'll be epic lulz or a thread killer


I feel kinda honored beeing compared to kensai
(yeah bring it on anti-kjell alliance)


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#27
MURDERERS

Yeah, it happens.
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#28
Quote by noxiosimitator
to long; didn't read or something among those lines, this guy used it in a bad attempt of beeing funny



i thought it was a valiant attempt at killing this thread
you gonna get raped!!!!!!!


#29
not really
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#31
Bump

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#32
Quote by noxiosimitator
I feel kinda honored beeing compared to kensai
(yeah bring it on anti-kjell alliance)


They have an alliance now? Last time I checked it was just a few tribes fighting and squabbling with eachother.
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#34
Im not letting Kensai win

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#35
Quote by Kensai
No, I always bring threads back to life with my witty social-political commentary.


You just have a cult following. You can say whatever you want and chances someone's going to respond and/or quote you.
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#36
Quote by Kensai
No, I always bring threads back to life with my witty social-political commentary.


where as i kill threads with mine
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#37
I've been arrested for thread manslaughter.
Here's what the critics are saying about Hanzi_G:

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Hanzi_G = god damned prophet.

SIG ME GODDAMMIT
#39
This is going to turn into the equivalent of a "Last one to post wins!" thread. Except It'll contain more smegma.
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#40
No one, repeat that, no one kills threads like I do. I kill 2 to 3 everyday I'm on UG without fail. I've killed 2 today . . . .. ..
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