#1
My girlfriend wants me to finger her and I have no idea what to do.

How should i start off? and give me some tips on what will make it really great.


wow, i sound like the biggest fag ever
#3
I was going to go to bed, but no way am I missing out on the chance to ruin everyone's fun by stopping the onslaught of obscenity.

*reported*

Sex thread. You can't miss it.


Or I could just answer: insert a digit.
#7
sex thread. move this to the sex thread.
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#9
Actually no.
To sound like the biggest fag ever it'd be more like

"I boyfriend wants me to blow him, and I don't know exactly what to do. I love when he blows me, but I'm not sure exactly what to do to make it sound great. Any tips pit?"

That'd be more like it.
Fingering your girlfriend means you're straight
#10
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#11
What a fag! A guy fingering a woman's vagina!
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#12
Oh come one guys. Like you weren't scared the first time you fingered a girl. I was. I don't know what to tell you though. It's pretty self explanatory. Don't just plunge right in. Tease a little before you go all the way in.
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#13
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My girlfriend wants me to finger her and I have no idea what to do.

How should i start off? and give me some tips on what will make it really great.


wow, i sound like the biggest N00b ever


Fixed.
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#14
Put your toes in her nostrils. It's the best way.
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#15
look, you aren't a fag for not knowing, calm down don't be nervous

start making out with her then start slipping your hand down into the front of her pants and start to rub it up
eventually you'll get on to undoing her pants
but remember, you still have to keep making out with her make sure you tongue and lips keep moving

listen to that and you should be fine...
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#18
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Put your toes in her nostrils. It's the best way.


this man is right!
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#19
I don't know what these guys are talking about.

Start by rubbing around her belly button. If she likes it, start to put your finger in it.
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#21
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My girlfriend wants me to finger her and I have no idea what to do.

How should i start off? and give me some tips on what will make it really great.


wow, i sound like the biggest fag ever


When a girlfriends says that she wants you to finger her... that is the cover for saying that your dick is too small.

Or you can do the motion that my avatar is doing.
#23
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Put your toes in her nostrils. It's the best way.


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Seriously, darkstar, you never cease to amaze me
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#24


First of all: The hole is basically useless. Go for the clitoris, it's at the very top of the vagina under a flap of skin. Rub it for a few minutes and she'll love you. The actual hole does have good oppurtunities to stimulate a girl, but it's alot harder than just going for the clitoris.

EDIT: The facepalm was directed towards the posters in the thread, not you TS.
Dickless.
#26
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#27
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Put your toes in her nostrils. It's the best way.

haha, I laughed so hard when I read that.

Yeah, it's pretty much common sense. If you don't know where her clit is, it's just above the vagina (whole) itself. And when she's wet enough, take the Nestea plunge.
#28
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