#1
I don't know if anybody has brought this up but here I go anyway. I did use the search bar but didn't really know what to search for.

Would you be up for this?

What if you could go to a plastic surgeon and have pockets, made from skin and cartilage, put on your body? On say, a buttock... or your thigh. It would be convenient to have a pocket or two even when you are fully nude. There should be no complications as long as your are hygienic.

Anyway, would you be interested? Can you think of any flaws?
#5
Where would they get the extra skin from? Last time I checked, I'm using all of my skin to protect my flesh.
#6
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When you're in the shower, wouldn't the pockets fill up with water? And how would you get it out?

Cellotape them shut
#8
i would finally have a pockets to put my hands in when i'm naked in front of girl..

don't act like i'm the only one who has wanted that
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i would finally have a pockets to put my hands in when i'm naked in front of girl..

don't act like i'm the only one who has wanted that

nope, she has a pocket for your hand.
#10
That seems like it would be extremely prone to dirt/infection and...tearing
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#13
wouldn't they tear? plus that'd be pretty gross...
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#14
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We could all be kangaroos!


No, we'd still be human. We'd be humans with pouches. Kangaroo posers, if you will.
#16
Yeah, I wouldn't want to have to deal with airport security.
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#18
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No, because I wear TROUSERS

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#19
Fine! Screw all you losers!

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#20
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#22
Haha, hilarious!
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#23
My uncle is a psychologists and one of his patients would cut holes in his sides so he could have pockets.
grok it.

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#24
Quote by LordBishek

It's YOUR fault! YOU have a face like a toilet!

How was I to know?




Anyway...

Dirt and sweat - Wash every day.
Tearing - It would be stretchy, like a scrotum... In fact, they could make skin pockets out of the scrotums of corpses.
Water - The opening would be like on a ziploc bag.

Quote by dubstar92
My uncle is a psychologists and one of his patients would cut holes in his sides so he could have pockets.


And he wouldn't have done that if he had skin pockets. See, another reason to get skin pockets!
#25
Quote by Trefellin


Anyway...

Dirt and sweat - Wash every day.
Tearing - It would be stretchy, like a scrotum... In fact, they could make skin pockets out of the scrotums of corpses.
Water - The opening is like on a ziploc bag.


I'm sorry I crapped on you.
#26
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I'm sorry I crapped on you.


It's too late now. No skin pockets for you. Ever!


20 years from now, you'll be with a woman and she'll be like, "how about that skin pocketjob I promised... oh wait! You don't have one! LOSER!!!"
#28
Quote by Trefellin


Anyway...

Dirt and sweat - Wash every day.
Tearing - It would be stretchy, like a scrotum... In fact, they could make skin pockets out of the scrotums of corpses.
Water - The opening would be like on a ziploc bag.


And he wouldn't have done that if he had skin pockets. See, another reason to get skin pockets!


Scrotums of corpses? Well that's pleasant.
#29
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Be like that.


Dammit, I can't stay mad at you.

We all better?


Now I just have to spend over a decade becoming a highly skilled surgeon and...


Aw, **** it.
#30
Funny thing, the first thing I thought of while reading your title was Hot Pockets...


Back to topic... hell, that'd be nice. That way I won't get robbed easily... unless that robber is gay...
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#31
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Now I just have to spend over a decade becoming a highly skilled surgeon and...


Aw, **** it.


Not worth it dude.

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Can stick your hands in here
#32
skin pockets hmhmh...if I had those I guess I could store stuff in them while I go out flashing old ladies every Sunday.
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#33
^^ That sounds a fair bit better than wasting my life becoming a doctor.


Thank you muchly.
#34
Who needs skin pockets to store stuff in when we all have a perfectly good anus to store various objects and items in?
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