#1
What is something funny a waiter could do to a table.

Like when they get a table with two teenagers on a date, hand the boy a kids menu.

I need some humor in my life.
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#5
use an accent and then when you hand them their check, speak in your normal voice, it throws em off.
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#6
As you're bringing out their food, pretend to be having a conversation with whatever they ordered. Do NOT set down the food until said conversation is finished.
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#7
When they get a table with teenagers on a date hand the boy a kids menu and while he's screaming at you for being such a ****tard grope his girlfriend.
#8
you want a nice tip? lie and say the steak you gave them was the bigger size, since you ran out of the smaller kind, and say they'll be getting it for the same price
#9
Try to insert "meow" into your sentences as many times as possible.


Or just
"What's the difference between this drink and your drink?"
"Sperm"
Then start masturbating furiously into his drink while winking suggestively at his girlfriend.
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you should call one of the songs, "Respecting Old People" just to mix things up.

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Try to insert "meow" into your sentences as many times as possible.


Or just
"What's the difference between this drink and your drink?"
"Sperm"
Then start masturbating furiously into his drink while winking suggestively at his girlfriend.

Super troopers???
grok it.

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#12
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Super troopers???

Heh, yeah.
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#13
Eat their food while you're bringing it to their table and make sure you finish it before you get there and just serve them empty plates.
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