#1
That when I drink Coke Zero, I'm drinking pure rat poison. At first I thought she meant it tasted gross, but then she made it clear to me that she knows that the artificial sweeteners in Coke Zero are used in rat poisons. WTF?
#2
It's true
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#4
Splenda, if boiled and broken down into an acidic compound, is used in some rat poisons, yes.

But Splenda is almost in everything.
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#5
Probably so the rats want to eat it. Duh!
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#6
Diet, and calorie-free drinks aren't healthy, man. You're better off with the sugar-filled drinks, only less often.
#8
they also put whale poison in red bulls
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#9
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Splenda, if boiled and broken down into an acidic compound, is used in some rat poisons, yes.

But Splenda is almost in everything.


So when it's in it's regular form in my Coke Zero, its not a rat poison?
#10
Yeah RAT poison. FDA approved it won't hurt you.
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#11
tis true, splenda also has the same ingredients as ebaulming fluid

great way to lose a pound or two though, if u dont mind slow painful death
#12
what's your aunt doing out of the kitchen
grok it.

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#13
Artificial sweeteners ARE bad, but they are probably only used in rat poison so the rats will actually eat it, and the artificial stuff is cheaper than real sugar.
I mean, they're bad for your liver, but they're not gonna kill you.
#16
The artificial substitutes in coke zero and pepsi max ARE more harmful towards your health the sugar in the normal drinks. My dad has this chart that describes all the types off additives and artificial colourings and the description for the one in pepsi max actually says it has "unknown side-effects". I'm not joking.
#17
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So when it's in it's regular form in my Coke Zero, its not a rat poison?



No.

It's just a sweetener.

The broken down acidic form of Splenda (Sucralose) can be combined with an oxidizer in tablet form, which, when chewed by rats (they give off a sweet scent, which attracts the rat) reacts inside their body, causing their stomachs to implode, usually.

However, it may react simply by the chewing of said tablet, which would cause an exothermic reaction in the rat's mouth, which may or may not kill it.
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#18
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#19
Diet sodas send all your carbohydrates to one place making you eat more. So even though you drink 100 less calories, you eat 400 more. Since your gaining weight it makes you buy more diet soda.
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#23
Its nasty as ****, yes.
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#24
WHAT?!! THAT IS APPALLING! I AM DISGUSTED!


Brb, getting some Zero's from the fridge.

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#25
dont drink diet or those calorie free drinks. they are complex sugars your body cant properly break down and can cause gene mutation(cancer) form over exposure.

just exercise and drink/eat normal stuff. you'll be 1000x healthier in the long run.
#27
I'm glad I only drink milk and green tea. That sounds cary.


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#28
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I'm glad I only drink milk and green tea. That sounds cary.


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actually... iced tea is actually bad for men too. Milk however is good for you. keep drinking milk.
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#29
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actually... iced tea is actually bad for men too. Milk however is good for you. keep drinking milk.


No way! I love tea.....I'm looking at my tea in disgust right now.

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#30
is she referring to asprathane or w/e it's called? Because that has been linked to causing brain cancer among other things.
#31
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actually... iced tea is actually bad for men too. .


green tea isnt any ol iced tea. its filled with antioxidants and its healthy
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#32
Sodium fluoride is used in rat poison too, but people still drink it in water.

So you're ok!