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So one day I was watching the Discovery channel and a documentary on Grizzly Bears started up.

After watching about 45 minutes of these bad boys mauling shit I came to the conclusion that they would make pretty ****ing badass pets.

I imagine that I would really like to purchase a Grizzly Bear sometime in the near future,
just so I could keep it in my yard with a sign hanging on my highly suburbanized white picket fence (if I had a white picket fence of course) that says "Caution: Beware of dog".

I also think that a Humboldt Squid would be awesome.

If I ever managed to get my hands on one I would let it live in my highly suburbanized pool (If I had a pool of course) with a sign posted next to the diving board that says "Caution: Beware of dog".

Just to **** with people.


SOOOO pit,
what is YOUR dream pet?
#3
a fat kid, probably young Seth in Superbad.
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#4
I just want a pet lol
my mum hates cats and my dad hates dogs and everything else you can realistically get is kinda boring
wen i ask they say that they fall into the habit smhw ........but nyways i think there is a connection smwhere. Now i being a teetollar will not give into this habit nyhw

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#5
A pig.

Or a cow.

I love pigs and cows.
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#6
komodo dragon, or another iguana.
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#7
i always wanted a duck...
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#9
Thinking about my answer, I think that explains my choice in girlfriends.....

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#10
ugh i hate cows, i thought they were cool for like a week, now there just boring except when they get their tail caught in the electric fence.... hilarity ensues.
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#14
a pygmy goat
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#15
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ugh i hate cows, i thought they were cool for like a week, now there just boring except when they get their tail caught in the electric fence.... hilarity ensues.


I've read the FarSide cartoon panels for years, I think that's why I love cows.

To me, even the word "cow" is funny.

I think they should replace greyhound and horse racing with cow racing. That'd be epic.
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#17
that bear from a.i.
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#18

Gon.
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#23
A liger, it's pretty much my favourite animal.

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#24
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A liger, it's pretty much my favourite animal.


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#26
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German Shepherd.

Loyal, smart, will defend you til it's death.


Haha, that reminds me, my dad has a picture at work of this sign on a fence, and about 30-50m behind a German Shepard is standing there. The sign has a picture of a german shepherd and says "I can make it to the fence in 3.4 seconds, can you?"
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#27
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Yea! I'm looking them up on Wiki now. They're bitching.

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#28
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Yea! I'm looking them up on Wiki now. They're bitching.


These are better:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hebra
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#30
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I thought the second picture was a unicorn

And it looks like an Okapi, but sexier.

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#31
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I thought the second picture was a unicorn

And it looks like an Okapi, but sexier.


I thought that at first too! I was all OMGWTF!
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#32
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I thought that at first too! I was all OMGWTF!

A unicorn is rare, but a Zebra Unicorn

You get some animal freaks when you cross breed anyway. I hope someday I can cross a tortoise with a cheetah.

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#33
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A unicorn is rare, but a Zebra Unicorn

You get some animal freaks when you cross breed anyway. I hope someday I can cross a tortoise with a cheetah.


A heavily armoured, ferocious, speed machine?

Man, you'd be king of the world!

If we could cross breed any two animals, certain Pokemon would only be a few breeds away from reality!
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#34
a pair of breasts
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#35
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A heavily armoured, ferocious, speed machine?

Man, you'd be king of the world!

If we could cross breed any two animals, certain Pokemon would only be a few breeds away from reality!

Damn right, I'm off to find a rock and a 1964 Lincoln to form Koffing.

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#36
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Damn right, I'm off to find a rock and a 1964 Lincoln to form Koffing.


Tank and Tortoise for Blastoise for me!

And then a Bat with a Komodo Dragon for a flying dragon beast that'll be bred with fire to form CHARIZRD!

Who then now bitches?
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#37
This is amazing. Thread has been hijacked

Stephen Hawking and a cat will form Mewtwo! And oh lord, that was the wierdest imagery I've ever had there.

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#38
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Tank and Tortoise for Blastoise for me!

And then a Bat with a Komodo Dragon for a flying dragon beast that'll be bred with fire to form CHARIZRD!

Who then now bitches?


I'll cross breed a unicorn and a goldfish, then I'm gonna splash you like there's no tommorow. Forget that woman driver, this is gonna be a SOAKING!
#39
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German Shepherd.

Loyal, smart, will defend you til it's death.

This. Most dogs actually. Some of you would know how much I love my border collie from previous threads.

Or one of those beautiful albino pythons.


Snakes in general, but that thing is awesome.
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