#1
simple question, what is the best job you've ever had? For me it would have to be when three friends and I would take turns doing the night shift at a truck stop about an hour and a half south of the twin cities. It was great, we'd go in the bathroom and poke onies, do lines, pop extacy, or drop acid then play with all the toys. And whenever our friends would come in we'd give them everything for 25¢. The only bad part was sometime we would get some scary ****ers come in, once we even had six cops run in and arrest this guy who had just escaped from jail(We found out later he was in there for trying to rob a bank but ended up killing five people). That job was almost too good, I think we got like $20 an hour.
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#2
i've only had one job
it was shit
wen i ask they say that they fall into the habit smhw ........but nyways i think there is a connection smwhere. Now i being a teetollar will not give into this habit nyhw

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#4
ive only had one aswell#

i worked in a craft shop which was ace coz i got discounts on all the art materials i need for my course at uni

and by the end of the summer i had made £2000!
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#5
I worked at the co-op, and it was a good laugh if you got the right manager. One of them was so laid back we spent entire 5 hour shifts talking. She'd come down to the front of the shop, open a bag of revells and put them down as damaged goods. The best day, she found a "damaged" bottle of vodka. That was a good night
#7
Pizza place

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#8
Refereeing older female soccer games. I have noticed for some reason the physical beauty of a girl normally equals to better team. (at least for higher leagues)

Had one game where we went to do the coin toss and one of the girls (17 year olds) was like do we have to play 45mins? Girl on the other team was like how about 5min halfs. Needless to say none of them felt like playing and we did like 15min halfs. That was mainly the coaches fault.
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#11
A Fluffer... for those of you who know what that is, shame on you.
Stop whining and learn your theory!

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#12
TS is a liar.

This one I have now is alright. When I worked as an on air tech at a TV station it was pretty badass though, got to watch TV all day. The bosses were just giant assholes.
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#13
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#14
I am older, so I have held more jobs. Everyone has had it's good and bad points...

In one job, I got to travel the world (all over the US, England, France, Germany, Italy, Holland, Korea, China, Taiwan, Japan, Singapore)...that was pretty cool, but I was gone from home all the time.

My current job is a very challenging, mentally and physically, so that is good, but one of my bosses has an overactive ego.

I was also in the US Navy and there is nothing quite like seeing a fighter jet take off from an aircraft carrier at night...the thruster cones are like 10 feet long of pure fire and power.
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A Fluffer... for those of you who know what that is, shame on you.


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Well, that's not what I was going for. In the porn industry a fluffer is a person hired to keep the male actor "in character" in between scenes... I know, that job would be kinda awkward.
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Yeah, some black guy with a yankees cap walks into the ice cream parlor, and I said "We dont serve your kind here," as in, yankee fans, i guess he thought something else and left.
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#20
I just got my first job today

9 till 5 starting this saturday.
#21
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I just got my first job today

9 till 5 starting this saturday.

wow, nice rhyme
thats so sublime

I look after autistic kids. It is so easy I listen to my mp3 player and just pretty much take them where ever I want to go. I'll just take them to the mall and go shopping for a couple of hours. But its so mind-numbingly boring.

But it pays good, which is the only redeeming factor
#22
Boat shop. Build Boats, listen to metal, work on my car in the building bay during the off season. And the occasional toke with the boss.
#23
Its a tough call between the job I have now, IT tech support and my first job managing the fast food joint in the Pit lane at Brands Hatch.

Brands had way way more perks like free rides in all sorts of exotic and usually fast as hell sports cars and opportunities for under the counter deals. It was however a git when it came to big events like Touring cars or Superbike weekends but the money form events like that was silly. Last World Superbikes I worked I made £1300 in wages and another £1200 in cash from dodgy deals with the race teams and security staff plus the free team shirts, jackets and caps.

I also love my current job as I can surf UG all day and im doing something I enjoy.

Generally though it was boring work with long and by no means regular hours.
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