#1
http://www.paranormalnews.com/article.asp?ArticleID=1313

Apparently Prophet Yahweh, Seer of Yahweh, Master UFO Caller, will be summoning UFO flying machines for the world to see via the "UFO TV News" broadcast channel. Shortly after the sightings start appearing, a spaceship will descend on Prophet’s cue and sit in the sky over Las Vegas for three days.
Super human black men, from other planets, are here in spaceships to prove that we are not alone in the universe.

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#3
And I can shoot fireballs out of my ass.

That guy is a fruit and needs to go back on his medication.
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#5
I thought you meant the band UFO was playing in Las Vegas.
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#7
This would be a perfect timing for a lolwut pear

Back to topic, UFOs eh..? Some people have watched too much Scully and Mulder.
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#8
After that video, I feel a bit worried.
I doubt what he says is true, but what if I'm wrong?
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http://www.paranormalnews.com/article.asp?ArticleID=1313

Apparently Prophet Yahweh, Seer of Yahweh, Master UFO Caller, will be summoning UFO flying machines for the world to see via the "UFO TV News" broadcast channel. Shortly after the sightings start appearing, a spaceship will descend on Prophet’s cue and sit in the sky over Las Vegas for three days.
Super human black men, from other planets, are here in spaceships to prove that we are not alone in the universe.

Didn't see anything using the search bar.

Discuss

I stopped taking the post seriously from that point onwards.

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#11
This doesn't have anything to do with Michael Schenker does it? Becuse seriously, the thought of him flying over Vegas in a "UFO" like the leader of the movementarians had makes me lol hard!
#12
I feel so bad for the person who commented on that article.

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#13
Is it wrong that I found the fact the aliens are "super human black men" funny?
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Haven't you seen The Simpsons? Its obviously some guy on a pedal helicopter playing the paper and comb.

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#17
This guy's been 'summoning' UFOs for a while, got some news coverage a while ago (about 2005/6 I think) I thought he'd just disappeared since then. I'm sure I read somewhere a while ago that they'd figured out he was using balloons as 'UFOs' and had an accomplice letting them go on queue.


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#18
errm.. i'll beleive that aliens are coming when you show me.
wen i ask they say that they fall into the habit smhw ........but nyways i think there is a connection smwhere. Now i being a teetollar will not give into this habit nyhw

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#19
Oh that kind of UFO? Bye bye Michael Schenker with a two-tone flying V.
#20
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Is it wrong that I found the fact the aliens are "super human black men" funny?


If we both laughed, it can't be.. right?
#21
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Is it wrong that I found the fact the aliens are "super human black men" funny?


+1

Why would aliens need protection from UV?
Their ships should provide that, so how can they evolve to have UV protection "built in".
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#22
so ufo tv is going to be showing grainy shots of paper plates on string you say?

wow, let me get ready for that moment of televisual bliss as thousands of hicks run around screaming

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#23
Seems very racial to me,or is it just coincidence that a black man is talking about black super people?
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Is it wrong that I found the fact the aliens are "super human black men" funny?


you're not the only one.
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#26
How do I know that it isnt part of X-Files 3: We Get Gayer ?
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Is it wrong that I found the fact the aliens are "super human black men" funny?

They heard we were about to start making super miniature black holes.
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Is it wrong that I found the fact the aliens are "super human black men" funny?

I found it funny only because most UFOlogists believe only three types of aliens have visited earth, reptillians, greys, and Transcedentals. None of them look like super human black men. This man is a fraud.

That said, I believe in UFOs and a government/corporate conspiracy to keep it quiet.

edit: I forgot another race. The blondes. They're blond, muscular men. I believe they are human slaves.
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#34
I Google earthed Las Vegas and I see NO spaceships.

We have been had.
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#35
Where are they?
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I thought you meant the band UFO was playing in Las Vegas.

same hur
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I found it funny only because most UFOlogists believe only three types of aliens have visited earth, reptillians, greys, and Transcedentals. None of them look like super human black men. This man is a fraud.

That said, I believe in UFOs and a government/corporate conspiracy to keep it quiet.

edit: I forgot another race. The blondes. They're blond, muscular men. I believe they are human slaves.

Yeah "Nordics" are in UFO stuff as well. And reptilians aren't aliens, they evolved from dinosaurs or something and they live underground.
#39
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Are there UFOs over Las Vegas yet?


I think the... ahem.. prophet spoke about 'sometime between September 11th and November 11th' x)