#1
i just started college and i someone told me about some of their friends who got drunk and were wondering about the streets, and one of the guys was pretty wrecked so they stripped him and tied him to a tree for the "lulz".
they went back an hour later and he was crying, they asked what was wrong, and he told them that a tramp raped him and there was nothing he could do

i thought this was just horrible,
does the pit have any similar stories that are really that bad?
#4
No, but once I raped a guy tied to a tree.
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#5
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I think you need to stop caring what people think about it. I stayed home all day today and masturbated like 5 times. Fucking blast.

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#8
Quote by Kensai
No, but once I raped a guy tied to a tree.


Who hasn't?
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#10
No but this one time I came across a guy tied to a tree so I took my chances and raped him.

EDIT: Ah damn you and your fast typing skills, Kensai!
#11
Quote by UncleCthulhu
Once two chicks I knew got drunk and made out...

Wait, that's good.


two chicks i knew once started covering eachother in sh*t using a cup.
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#12
I am not sure if it was a fraternity stunt or what, but one night when i was walking around campus this dude comes running past me and looked like he was scared out of his mind. He was only wearing boxers and had stuff wrote in marker all over his body. Stuff like fag, homo, a penis drawn on his forehead, etc.


Another day after the fire alarm went off for the 2rd time at like 2am in the morning I was going back in with some people and as we got to the top floor the alarm starts going off again. Not feeling like going back outside we ended up at one of the guys room which still had like about 8 people partying that never went out in the first place. Then 2 of the chicks who were drunk started mooning everyone who was outside. Not that I really care about this but if they catch you in your room during a fire alarm it is like a 400$ fine so I don't know if drawing attention to you being inside during a fire alarm is a good thing.
Last edited by ViperScale at Sep 10, 2008,
#15
I was once raped by an old man while tied to a tree naked
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#16
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That's why I don't drink with white people.


Sound advice. We always tie guys up naked. Don't we? Guys?
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#17
Quote by billybusa
I was once raped by an old man while tied to a tree naked


once some dicks tied some kid to me and a tramp raped him.
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#18
Dude, it wasn't funny being violated like that, I couldn't even move my hands
EDIT: Godammit.

In other news, this thread is gold.
#19
I have fond memories of what ma used to always say..."don't leave the house without your locked anal chastity belt"...and this is why.
#20
Quote by craggis19
Sound advice. We always tie guys up naked. Don't we? Guys?


I normally ignore guys but a drunk girl sure.
#22
Quote by DeanESPJackson
I have fond memories of what ma used to always say..."don't leave the house without your locked anal chastity belt"...and this is why.


yes... your childhood... dont mention it...
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Quote by goest
I'm going to take this opportunity to initiate my campaign to replace the phrase "Taking a shit" with "Busting a grumpy."
#23
Quote by Kensai
No, but once I raped a guy tied to a tree.


Would you please stop going into every single thread trying to be funny?
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Hmm judging from your pic you'd fit in more with a fat busted tribute.
#25
Quote by ViperScale
I normally ignore guys but a drunk girl sure.


High Five!


unless they consent.
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#26
Quote by duncang
Would you please stop going into every single thread trying to be funny?


He doesn't try anything. He is funny.
#28
Yeah, I wonder about the streets sometimes too.
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#29
Quote by craggis19
High Five!


unless they consent.



you've gone and taken the fun out of it!
Stand up and cheer if you like SimCity

Play Up Pompey, Pompey Play Up
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Quote by goest
I'm going to take this opportunity to initiate my campaign to replace the phrase "Taking a shit" with "Busting a grumpy."
#30
Quote by duncang
Would you please stop going into every single thread trying to be funny?


No. I have an OCD.

Quote by craggis19
Who hasn't?


Probably people from a country where they have few trees. Like denmark.
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#31
So there I was standing around being all tall and mighty and some drunk twats came up and duct taped some dude to me naked. Then some homeless guy came along and raped him!

God people have no respect for our kind anymore...
#32
Quote by Kensai
No. I have an OCD.



Cure it.
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im more of a social godzilla than chameleon

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Alright, I'll give them a try, Japanese Black Speed rarely disappoints.

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Hmm judging from your pic you'd fit in more with a fat busted tribute.