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Hell yes! BACON! This idea is made of win.
95 75%
Maybe. Not great, not terrible.
11 9%
No, I don't like bacon.
4 3%
Maybe if you could choose something other than bacon.
5 4%
I'd rather have a TV-remote-finder.
10 8%
Voters: 126.
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#1
Most of you are aware of the blow-dryer-writing: "Press button, receive bacon," correct?

Well, my proposal is this.

If there was a machine which DID dispose bacon in such a way, the press of a button, would you buy it? Would it not solve all your bacon-related problems?

Cooked, hot, perfect bacon in the palm of your hand at the press of one single button. Oh, there'd be a dial below it to specify how many pieces you want.

Yes, it is portable, but also able to be wall-mounted.

Would you buy it?

Price is not a factor. Imagine money is not an object.

Poll is up.

EDIT: Yes, there would be some sort of paper plate dispenser nearby, and yes, it would be available in bathrooms. In fact, the Bacon-Dryer can also act AS a blowdryer (another function) so all public restrooms would now also vend free bacon!
Last edited by Msu_Man04 at Sep 10, 2008,
#4
probably
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#7
Wouldn't it burn your hand? Now, with some kind of small paper plate along with it, then hell yes.

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#9
Would this machine be available in the men's toilets?

If so....yes, I want one!
#10
YES I WOULD!

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#13
Could you attach it to a bread making machine and make the ultimate bacon sandwich?
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#14
I'd also like sausage on tap.
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#15
I would definately trade a shiny quarter for a nice piece of bacon.

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#16
This is going to turn into a 'Build an ideal world' thread isn't it.

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#19
The world would be a better place if we could all sit down and share a piece of bacon.
#20
Well I would if i could have somthin else because im a vegi!! And proud of it!
#21
I'm vegetarian.

Although, I'm sure if you eat meat. It is a beautiful idea....
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#23
Would you be able to control how it was cooked? I like my bacon extra crispy but I know some people dont like very crispy bacon.
#24
Hmm. There'd have to be a herd of pigs behind the wall to keep it supplied.
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#27
I wouldn't want to get bacon from insdie the toilets :S
Maybe if it was alongside drink vending machines or something.
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#28
That would alienate a lot of Jews.
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#29
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Would you be able to control how it was cooked? I like my bacon extra crispy but I know just about everybody else likes it chewy.



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#30
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#32
I would buy the bacon dryer. And then I'd modify it and walk into town shooting bacon at people at speeds in excess of 150 mph.
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#33
Bacon in public restrooms? Ehh... that doesn't sound very tasty. There is no guarantee that would make me believe that bacon is untainted.
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#35
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I'd also like sausage on tap.


I think thats called a 'glory hole'




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#36
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I would buy the bacon dryer. And then I'd modify it and walk into town shooting bacon at people at speeds in excess of 150 mph.


No need for that. The Mythbusters would take care of that for you .
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#37
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ooooooh.


i so went there.



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#38
Within 2 weeks, the pig population would be exterminated, which means no bacon anymore

Tough choice, TS
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#39
I'd get it if it dispensed a nice roll with a sh*tload of butter too. Otherwise, I can take or leave bacon.
#40
im pretty sure everyone in the world but vegetarians and jewish people would buy that
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