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Well today we were talking about Shay's rebellion in history. He was comparing them trying to taking over Massachusetts, to our school (3000 students) marching on Sacramento. Well we have an armory in our town so we would have the national guard's weapons. So he asked who would stop us. Everyone was quite and I said Chuck Norris really loud. He told me no, the military would. I said Chuck Norris could to. He said no. I asked if he knew who Chuck Norris is. He said yes. So I said then you would know he could. I got mad and stormed out of class. You never deny Chuck Norris's unlimited awesomeness NEVER
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Quote by imthehitcher
wow is it possible to be as cool as you?


I agree, my entire life is now devoted to trying to be as cool as TS.

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#5
wow...


your a tool


chuck norris is so powerful he would make sure you never even thought of it....


but really, your a tool

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#7
did you ever stop to think that maybe your teacher is chuck norris in disguise, and is playing mind tricks?
Looks like someone woke up on the wrong side of the cake this morning!

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I agree, my entire life is now devoted to trying to be as cool as TS.

Not even TS is as cool as TS. He devotes his own life to being as cool as himself. Chuck Norris is the result of his lifetime's work
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Quote by Brick23
Not even TS is as cool as TS. He devotes his own life to being as cool as himself. Chuck Norris is the result of his lifetime's work



you just blew my mind man
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Chuck Norris jokes aren't funny.

THAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANK YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU.

Now everyone stop treating him like he's God, he's nothing special.
#20
Don't you mean Che TS?

If you do please go back to class for you are retarded.
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#25
so after you made your point about chuck norris, you didnt wait for your teacher to respond, you just got up and walked out of class.

You are a true inspiration to us all.
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#26
i don't understand the chuck norris jokes. whats so great about him? he's not even a good actor.
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#27
Quote by kevinator
where did you go after you stormed out of the classroom

actually i went to the bathroom then I wandered around and talked to people, usually a lot of kids are out of class.

The teacher is cool and knew I was joking. So after like ten minutes I went back and he was like wtf was that a about.
grok it.

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