i hate someone that lives up the road from me,i want an elaborate plan to humilliate them and or make them upset/angry,please help me out here,i'm dying for revenge.+there will be pics and results.
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hit them in the face with a hammer.
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teabag? and slightly less damaging then burning his house down,or getting his sister pregnant,wait no ones said that already...
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Sh*t on their lawn in broad daylight. That should send them the right message.
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1. Poop in a paper bag
2. Set it on fire
3. Leave it on doorstep
4. Ring doorbell and run quickly to a hidden place where you can see/film reaction
5. ?????
6. Profit
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Did he/she do anything to you in the first place?

If not, you have no right.


But if u still want to do something to him paintball the heck out of someone is always fun.

Oh, and if you DO record it watch out so that it can't be traced back to you. That means no images or sounds from you and ur buddies. Also upload it using a fake youtube acount.
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rubbing your testicles on his face.
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Make chilli out of his parents and feed it to him.

haha all of a sudden hes cartman now? :P

thrash his house...
list of ingredients that your need

Toilet Paper
Whip Cream
Shaving Cream

i think you get the idea
best time to do it is at night
when all the lights at the house are out
just be sure the other neighbors don't see you
a good old irish kiss is a good way to get revenge (headbut to the face) then teabag him

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I recommend watching the scott tenerman must die episode of south park, and then following that plan letter for letter.
Go outside his house with am amp and blast some loud ****ing solo in the middle of the night. Then of course while his sister gets very horny listening to your awesome skills, you get her pregnant.
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is that illegal to ask this ina new thread,i just thought this would be useful,afterall we are the pit and we love to get revenge on people,
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Make chilli out of his parents and feed it to him.

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Fuck him and leave him.
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Reading and useful posts FTW!

Anyway, take a picture of you sucking his **** and put it all over the internet.
record a video of you being screwed in the butt by your dad and then post it on the internet. that'll show him whose boss
i said impregnanting his sister last time... way to not mention me dude.

and that was only phase one. phase two was killer. ask her too marry you, invite every person you've met in the period of your life, and then leave her at the alter. its bulletproof, and so harsh that people will think twice about messing with you. i happen to remember you saying he doesn't have a sister, so kill his dad and do said plan on his mother.

actually, thats a whole different idea... give me a few moments to work on this. i'll be back to you shortly

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Take his mother out for a lovely fish dinner, and then never call her again.
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This man is right.

My life in all aspects is going fucking brilliantly, so I just thought I'd offer a cyncial scrap of wisdom, gloat a little, and then leave.
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Take his mother out for a lovely fish dinner, and then never call her again.

or rape her. whatever floats your boat little dude

Sanity is not statistical
actually, third idea... give both mother and son The Angry Pirate. the ultimate finish to any relationship. never want to see this prick again, guarenteed to work my friend

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wtf is an angry purate and i'm NOT LITTLE:P 6 foot 1 and i'm 13 feet sive 13 too, :P.
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Do a bunch of little things that will eventually drive him nuts. Key his car, kill his lawn with chemicals, call his workplace and harass him, call his house and harass him, take out a personal ad in the paper using his name and phone number, that kind of stuff.
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Seduce him. You'll need to use all of your faggorty.

Smash his windows, the direct approach is usually more effective.

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What did he do?

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