#1
14 years ago today, I was born to two loving parents.


Make me happy please, it will be appreciated.
Gear:
Fender Mexican Standard Strat(Sunburst, Rosewood, Custom Shop '69 pickups)
Fender Super Champ XD
EHX Big Muff Pi
Yamaha Acoustic
Alvarez Silver Anniversary Acoustic
#6
you will die a terrible terrible death from over fapping as a result of puberty
Gear:
Maton MS503
Squier Strat
Randall RG75DG3+
H & K 100W Switchblade
Dunlop Original Crybaby
Digitech Crossroads
Digitech Jamman
Zoom G1

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Caramello wins life.

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Caramello, that's mother****ing genius!
#7


Happy birthday, here's an Elvis toilet seat.

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youmakemesmile...

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Today I stole a girls tampons for being such an annoying bitch.





MUFC


My love for you
Is like a truck
Berserker.
#8


Congratz.
A message to all readers: I’m a cynical, satirical, sadistic, heartless, sardonic, mocking, demotivating, derisive, scathing, contemptuous, disdainful, scornful and condescending guy. And I love it.

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I like this guy's thinking.
#10
Congratulations on being on what may well be your second year of puberty.


Go to your local bank, tell them it's your birthday, and demand money.
#11
Woopdee****ingdoo!
"Ignorance runs rampant through this virus we call life, dead one day, alive the next, never breaking a stride. As I take it all in and realize, nothing we do can stop it, I release the hatred from my eyes, only to feel it within."
#12
Quote by rizo299
Well done, you're one year closer to dying!


This made me bust out laughing. You win.
#13
Gratz, I went to buy you a pack of pencils because your's apprently keep dissapearing. After a while I figured you were using them as anal scratchers and pushing too hard. Weirdo!
#14
Quote by JackalUK
Gratz, I went to buy you a pack of pencils because your's apprently keep dissapearing. After a while I figured you were using them as anal scratchers and pushing too hard. Weirdo!


i lol'd
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Wants his username as ScottWotton. >.>
#17
happy birthday!
Pull my finger

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"Kyle.. Do you know what homosex is?"
me:"...yes... why?"
"Do you want to have it?"
Me again:"...no Anthony..no i don't"
"Oh.. okay.. good night"

haha

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Dear god the pit is a force to be reckoned with.
#18
happy birthday
"Swim in a lake of death, eaten by crocodiles!"

Gear:
Jackson RR3
Epiphone Les Paul Custom
Stagg C 442
Randall RG100G3 plus combo
Roland Cube 30X
TS9 Tubescreamer
#19
thank you for the great gifts and pedobear guys, now to school


EXCELSIOR!

*shhhwwwwshhwww*
Gear:
Fender Mexican Standard Strat(Sunburst, Rosewood, Custom Shop '69 pickups)
Fender Super Champ XD
EHX Big Muff Pi
Yamaha Acoustic
Alvarez Silver Anniversary Acoustic