#3
Rosie O'Donnell choked on a naan bread.

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Today I stole a girls tampons for being such an annoying bitch.





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#4
Once upon a time, one man said to another, 'thou shalt cease thy irritating gabber'. The other man took heed and followed the advice, and he was better for it.
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#5
2 dudes sitting at a bar.

Guy 1: Man I had a terrible day yesterday, my wife left me.

Guy 2: You think you had it bad???? I got so drunk I went home and blew chunks.

Guy 1: What's so bad about that? I do that all the time...

Guy 2: No man, you don't understand, "chunks" is my dog