#1
Right, the story is, i finish work at 5, its now 3.30.

Im bored, i cant be bothered working, the radio is crap, ive made the drinks, been for a crap and i cant get on myspace/facebook etc cos the its blocked.

Anyone in the same situation?

Im not going to fap either, fapping at work is a definate no-no, that can wait til i go home or see the girlfriend tonight.


Some people may call me tasteless, but i personally think Rickenbackers are the ugliest basses to ever land on this earth.
#2
Ask people if they've seen your stapler.
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#3
His red swingline?
None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe they are free.
#5
make a thread in the pit
^Note: Probably sarcastic
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#7
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Ask people if they've seen your stapler.


Its sat right in front of me.
Some people may call me tasteless, but i personally think Rickenbackers are the ugliest basses to ever land on this earth.
#9
Look at your co-workers and then think about how they're all fapping during work hours in the same toilet you crapped on. You've essentially been sitting in old man semen.
#11
Throw your stapler at your bosses face and call him a shitfiend, you will be able to go home very soon after.
#12
Quote by RU Experienced?
Look at your co-workers and then think about how they're all fapping during work hours in the same toilet you crapped on. You've essentially been sitting in old man semen.



Epic +1

This is the best thing ive read all day.
Some people may call me tasteless, but i personally think Rickenbackers are the ugliest basses to ever land on this earth.
#13
JackalUK,

Ive just looked at ur profile and noticed ur a CAD operator, i used to do CAD haha, still do, but i design more now..
Some people may call me tasteless, but i personally think Rickenbackers are the ugliest basses to ever land on this earth.
#15
Where do you work ?
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#16
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Where do you work ?



M&E consultants in Corby, Northants
Some people may call me tasteless, but i personally think Rickenbackers are the ugliest basses to ever land on this earth.
#17
Is that the company name, I thought we might have dealt with you down here but I don't recognise the name
#19
Quote by JackalUK
Is that the company name, I thought we might have dealt with you down here but I don't recognise the name



Company name is Building Services Design, we do mechanical and electrical designs for buildings. I used to draw it up, when i was a cad operator
Some people may call me tasteless, but i personally think Rickenbackers are the ugliest basses to ever land on this earth.