It's just one big canine erection!
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I want to look at your sexual naked body.
Wow yea lol that is creepy. Would hate to see what would happen if that toy malfunctioned!!!
That shit is petty.

Tom Petty. Richard Petty, too maybe.
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It's just one big canine erection!

first thing i thought of...."How big am I now?"

the mood of the commercial is very creepy with the voice over but no kids music. the puppy has a creepy voice too.....sounds like a pedo.
Imagine the things you could program into that.
"I'm Fluffy and I'm going to cut you, Sara, Sara, Sara, Sara, Sara, I'm going to cut you."
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this is just the real life chucky but with a dog! it is going to kill us all
that has got to be the weirdest thing i've ever seen.
also i was a weird kid, and if it'd come out when i was little i probably would have wanted one.
wen i ask they say that they fall into the habit smhw ........but nyways i think there is a connection smwhere. Now i being a teetollar will not give into this habit nyhw

The little girl looks downright horrified at the end. Plus, this just teaches children that if you want a puppy, just pat the dog on the head...god damn you, Fisher Price, for instilling these false hopes and beliefs in our children.
that is soooo hilarious. i bet the puppies have a pre-installed rape device.
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My life in all aspects is going fucking brilliantly, so I just thought I'd offer a cyncial scrap of wisdom, gloat a little, and then leave.
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that is soooo hilarious. i bet the puppies have a pre-installed rape device.

I love the reviews.


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