Poll: who wins?
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bear
75 47%
bicyclist
8 5%
rick astley
75 47%
Voters: 159.
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#1
If a guy riding bicycle at 25mph crashed into a full grown grizley bear?
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#3
The Bear of course and then after the lifeless mans corpse hit the pavement the bear would eat the remains then defecates on the bones.
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#4
The bear.

If someone crashed into me at 25mph on a bicycle i would win. Although it would hurt, especially in the groin.
#6
I'm also waiting for an answer to the balls question.
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#7
Whoever is watching would win.

That would be quite the show.
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#8
rick astley ftw.
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#9
I think the real question is.

Who would win, a human or 300 squirrels?
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#11
Um i guess the man winds th bycical race and the bear wins the human hunt. But at the same time the bear loses the "Don't get hit by a bycicalistt competition" and the human loses the don't get ****ed up by a bear contest.

They both lose.

Also are you kiding me there is no real question hear that isn't dumber then a Stephen Hawkings porno.
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#12
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Not fast enough to hurt the bear. Also, bears will f' you up son.

is it fast enough for rick astley ?
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Respect in the pit?

Lol

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#13
dammit, i hate that you added the bike. i was gonna post Bear Cavalry

but i'm gonna say bear kills man, turns bike into unicycle and juggles the man's severed limbs.
#14
Chuck Norris.
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#16
I can't believe some people haven't voted for Rick Astley, have you forgotten where you are?
#20
depens if the guy is zoophile, as said before

Not fast enough to hurt the bear. Also, bears will f' you up son.
#22
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never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down...

never gonna run around and.....
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#24
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Seems it's not forthcoming.


It seems TS didn't think through all the variables.

For shame...
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#25
It seems TS didn't think through all the variables.

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easy with tha language son...
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#26
who would win..... bear or rick astley?
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Respect in the pit?

Lol

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#27
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never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down...


lol, that reminds me of a story:
My mom was watching a show about the rise of British Pop and Techno music and then it was talking about this intern who worked with Pete Waterman, so this guy I didn't recognise was sitting in a chair talking about his first songs and I start hearing a song in the background that I recognised ... but couldn't figure it out, then all of a sudden a small caption came up at the bottom saying: "Rick Astley" and I just collapsed laughing, all I could hear in the background was "never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down..." lol, I love the Pit, my family think i'm weird though .
#29
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lol, that reminds me of a story:
My mom was watching a show about the rise of British Pop and Techno music and then it was talking about this intern who worked with Pete Waterman, so this guy I didn't recognise was sitting in a chair talking about his first songs and I start hearing a song in the background that I recognised ... but couldn't figure it out, then all of a sudden a small caption came up at the bottom saying: "Rick Astley" and I just collapsed laughing, all I could hear in the background was "never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down..." lol, I love the Pit, my family think i'm weird though .

The pit thinks ur weird to...
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Respect in the pit?

Lol

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#30
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This thread is just bizzare..


and i like it

it escalated from bicyclist vs bear.... to somehow rick astley coming into the picture...
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Respect in the pit?

Lol

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#31
Bears always win.

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#32
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Bears always win.

/thread

not when rick astley is present..... even chuck norris cant touch him.
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Respect in the pit?

Lol

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#33
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it escalated from bicyclist vs bear.... to somehow rick astley coming into the picture...


It never was about the bike and the bear! That was just a guise for your true agenda...


Some kind of sick Rick Astley tribute
#34
Rick Astley and Bear are tied now.
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#35
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it escalated from bicyclist vs bear.... to somehow rick astley coming into the picture...

What's with the Rick Astley references?
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#37
As discussed in my 'journey to defeat the worlds hardest lannd animals thread', I would clearly kick a bears ass. Not to mention every other land animal in the world given the right stipulations.
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#38
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What's with the Rick Astley references?

whats with the attitude?
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#39
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whats with the attitude?

. I wasn't trying to be insulting I was just asking. I didn't get it.
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