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Ok i searched for a thread on Chuck Norris and i couldn't find one so here goes,

I was browsing the internet, as you do when your bored, and i found awesome Chuck Norris facts, i thought i would share them with you as i think there hilarious:


- Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
- Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
- Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother’s womb.
- Chuck Norris was the fourth Wiseman. He brought baby Jesus the gift of “beard”. Jesus wore it proudly to his dying day. The other Wisemen, jealous of Jesus’ obvious gift favoritism, used their combined influence to have Chuck omitted from the Bible. Shortly after all three died of roundhouse kick related deaths.
- Chuck Norris owns the greatest poker face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 world series of poker despite him holding just a joker, a 2 of clubs, a 7 of spades, and a green number 4 from Uno and a monopoly ‘get out of jail free’ card.


If there is a thread like this and i have missed it i apologise, but yeh, does anyone else know anymore?