#1
alright, so i went to the school dance with some buds of mine and it sucked balls, only danced with like 4 women and i found myself walking around scouting the whole time but i didn't really pickup. i have no idea what i was doing wrong but it sucked, i was really drunk and really high as well and burnt from the day but i just thought it would've have been more fun, don't know what the **** was wrong, maybe i should've dressed like a prep and things would've been different..,
#2
Perhaps you should have been sober so you wern't a groping pervert slobbering all over the place
#7
well duh if its a school dance you should not go wasted and dress up preppy...
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#8
by the sounds of it, I highly doubt they were "women"...

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#9
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Yeah...you sound like a great catch


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or maybe you were so drunk and high that girls didn't fancy getting pulled by you?


These guys know there stuff...

Holy shit Deliriumbassist is a mod now?
#10
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alright, so i went to the school dance with some bud of mine and then I sucked a dog's balls



fixed....at least to something a little closer to your IQ
#12
It's possibly because you looked like a slobbering moron who couldn't control his own bodily functions due to the obnoxious spirit of 'I'LL GET WASTED AND IT'LL RULE! WOOO!'


You could also just be really ugly.
#13
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These guys know there stuff...
Yup...we're bassists. We know all about not getting the girls


#16
Quote by Deliriumbassist
So THAT'S why you dress up as girls
No...that's just for you
#17
To TS:

Maybe you should go to a school dance if you still attend that school.
It's very easy to be mistaken for a paedophile if you're 25 and it's a primary (elementary) school dance.
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#19
deal with it.
^Note: Probably sarcastic
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#20
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It's possibly because you looked like a slobbering moron who couldn't control his own bodily functions due to the obnoxious spirit of 'I'LL GET WASTED AND IT'LL RULE! WOOO!'


You could also just be really ugly.

+1
I'll lay waiting, just waiting for my time to come
#21
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Holy shit Deliriumbassist is a mod now?

Thats what I said ! Congrats Deliriumbassist
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