first is a sonnet i wrote 2 years ago in english for a shakespeare lesson:
written in iambic penameter with ababcdcdee rhyme scheme...
yes i know the title could be considered a rip-off of the rolling stones song "Sympathy For The Devil"... i couldnt think of anything else though

Sentiments for the Devil

As I move towards the great western blue sky,
As my days are ending, as time draws near
I hold my ethics so he can see my
Beliefs, says he was only ever here
To call upon my mistakes to comment
On my Dastardly deeds, but he forgave
The obvious flaws in my sentiments.
For the devil perched on my shoulder, that saves
Me from every cheap shot at my complex
Ego and makes me forget the dreams I
Closely held in the highest regards, wrecks
The lies I create to make you cry
The burning in my ears says that I care,
He is naught but a total waste of air
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What if I accidentally wee in her?

When I arrive will God be waiting and pacing around his throne?
Will he feel a little Old Testament?
And will he celebrate with fire and brimstone
Yeah, I admit, I am afraid of the reckoning