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hey guys this weekend me and my friends wanted to get some tennis balls, light em up and then play tennis with em but i need some suggestions on good household flammable things other than ethelyn bugspray, rubbing alchohol, alchohol in general, zippo fluid etc. i already know those and will get them if i can. if i cant i need easy alternatives. im not 18 so most of that stuff except bugspray will be kinda hard to come by. suggs?
#2
Ping pong balls burn like mad.

Forget about playing tennis with flaming tennis balls, just set a table tennis ball on fire and watch the gates of hell open up.
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#4
gasoline


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#5
Little brothers burn well.
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#7
righty-o. Just go to a petrol station and douse yourself in petrol from one of the pumps
#8
hahahaha, you realize that whatever you use to light it will splatter when its hit with the racket, post some pics of the scars you get
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#9
Get some gasoline, put a bunch of styrofoam in it (in a ventilated area of course) then put that on your tennis balls.

The styrofoam kind of melts down, but doesn't completely dissolve, and makes the gasoline thick and sticky.
#10
im not worried about burns.... i just wanna do it. thanks for all the petrol suggestions.... i already knew about gas. i dont know if i can get my hands on that. i dont have a ping pong table and my little brother seems pretty opposed to being lit up. any real help here?

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Quote by blynd_snyper
Ummm, petrol? Nip down to your local petrol station, buy a litre of the stuff and soak your balls in it, light them up and start playing with them.


Haha, sigged.
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Ummm, petrol? Nip down to your local petrol station, buy a litre of the stuff and soak your balls in it, light them up and start playing with them.
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im not worried about burns.... i just wanna do it. thanks for all the petrol suggestions.... i already knew about gas. i dont know if i can get my hands on that. i dont have a ping pong table and my little brother seems pretty opposed to being lit up. any real help here?

to zackmuise: i will post ALL the pics of my scars. i promise

Why not? petrol stations will sell it to you as long as you're above the minimum age for having a vehicle to drive. Just say you ran out of juice and need to fill up to get to the nearest petrol station.

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Haha, sigged.

Jolly good, didn't think it was that funny so I'm just going to assume you have the same vices as the cat in your avatar and are currently buzzed out of your mind.
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#14
Should be easy to get gasoline.

At night scowl around in the darkness, and find sheds that are unlocked. Most people keep a lawn-mower in there, and should have a jerry can of gas.
#15
1: Buy matches and firelight.
2: Cut a small incision in tennis ball
3: Chop match heads off and cut firelight in to pieces
4: Fill tennis ball with the result of 3.
5: Spray tennis ball with deodourant
6: Relight my fire, relight my only desire.
7: ??????
8: A firey profit.
#16
Hair Spray?
No wait:

DEODORANT

Cover it in deodorant, will burn nicely. From own experience.
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Quote by blynd_snyper
Ummm, petrol? Nip down to your local petrol station, buy a litre of the stuff and soak your balls in it, light them up and start playing with them.


LOL

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Quote by Alopikal
Get some gasoline, put a bunch of styrofoam in it (in a ventilated area of course) then put that on your tennis balls.

The styrofoam kind of melts down, but doesn't completely dissolve, and makes the gasoline thick and sticky.

Napalm...
Very clever.

You must also post how much your medical bills and plastic surgery cost after the event.
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Wud spraying them in deodorant be much good?


Totally. That can set anything on fire - shoes, shirts, bags, ping pong balls, hair, ANYTHING.
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You could always just sleep beside your refrigerator.

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- Ibanez S670FM w/ JB
- Fender 'Lite Ash' Stratocaster
- Fender '72 Deluxe Telecaster
- Arbiter LP Jr. Doublecut
Amp:
- Laney VC15

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RIP DIO
#22
DEODORANT!

give it a nice goo spray of lynx, and put some fire onto it.

i recommend that you do not hold it while lighting.
#23
I Have found the solution. firstly i dont like deoderant because its hard to like soak shit in and then light. im pretty sure its the aerosol so you cant just get it on something and light it well. The solution is primer. I just did it in my garage.
#24
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i recommend that you do not hold it while lighting.

you sound like you speak from expirience


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#25
Quote by Alopikal
Get some gasoline, put a bunch of styrofoam in it (in a ventilated area of course) then put that on your tennis balls.

The styrofoam kind of melts down, but doesn't completely dissolve, and makes the gasoline thick and sticky.



Do this. It is called Napalm. I hear it burns pretty well and it definitely will NOT splatter all over you and stick to your skin untill it burns to the bone causing excruciating pain.

Nope, not at all.

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#27
Quote by Archaon
How long will the balls burn for?



That depends. If he uses Napalm, like a real man would, he could probably get 2 or 3 sets in, of manly firey tennis, if he has 3 or 4 balls.

If he uses anything else he is a pussy and I don't care.
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Yes, deodorant is extremely useful. I hear it can even be used to stop sweating under your arms.


I heard anti-perspirant did that. I was always under the impression that deodorants just helped prevent body odour.

Now, an anti-perspirant deodorant - that is a beast to be reckoned with. TS should definitely use one before doing any physical activity.
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I heard anti-perspirant did that. I was always under the impression that deodorants just helped prevent body odour.

Now, an anti-perspirant deodorant - that is a beast to be reckoned with. TS should definitely use one before doing any physical activity.

Yes, 'twould be a good idea before a game of tennis. TS, you don't want to be sweaty and stinking when you're setting your balls on fire, do you?