#1
Well??
The religious myth is the most powerful device ever created, and serves as the psychological soil upon which other myths can flourish.
#4
try it and find out
The Mitch Clem formula
1)make jokes about rancid and NOFX (as if they dont already make fun of themselves)
2)make obvious punk puns, possibly related to food
3)make fun of Rancid and NOFX again
4)??????
5)PROFIT (and an army of internet fanboys)
#5
Mastrubation. It's when your little guy becomes a big guy and your hand starts playing with him.
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#9
you just asked the pit what fapping is?
i dare you to ask the pit about tubgirl
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#12
Quote by madbasslover
It's a slang term for masturbation. You should probably go ahead and delete this thread, then pretend it never happened.



madbasslover,

how do u delete threads i have 1 i want to - yes just one.
#13
lulz dare him to place the pear if he doesnt know what fapping means
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#15
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madbasslover,

how do u delete threads i have 1 i want to - yes just one.


delete your op
#17
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#18
Quote by darkstar2466
Masturbation. It's when your little guy becomes a slightly-less-little guy and your hand starts playing with him.

Fixed for accuracy
#19
Quote by benjistar666
okay someone up there dared me
wtf is tubgirl?
i dont have a clue
should i know?

The hottest girl ever. It's this naked babe in a bath tub. Check it out. The pit lovesher cos she's so hot.

amirite?
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#20
you've been on UG since May and you don't know what it means.
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#22
Quote by benjistar666
okay someone up there dared me
wtf is tubgirl?
i dont have a clue
should i know?



tub girl is when you put a girl in a tub and put a lid over the tub , keeping her in there.


this is usally done as a disciplinary measure if the womans cooking isnt up to scratch, or she fails to complete tasks given to her by her husband.
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#24
Quote by benjistar666
okay someone up there dared me
wtf is tubgirl?
i dont have a clue
should i know?

*typical "google it" related pun*
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