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#1
I'm not talking like street gangs here, but serious organized crime syndicates. ex. Triads, Yakuza, Italian, Russian mafias etc.
Be cool.
#6
No, but my uncle was on on that show World's Dumbest Criminals? Yeah he got ripped, stole a car at the local casino, and then got chased by the cops going 5mph on the country roads for about three - five hours.
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#7
I know someone who was in the French Resistance. But no, no member of my family is a criminal.
#8
yeah, I'm the leader of the biggest mafia...

yo got a problem with that?

*whispers* "boys... take this fool down"
#9
seriously, my uncle is from brunei, and does a lot of business in china, often staying there for a few weeks at a time. I'm sure if i wanted someone to disappear, i could ask him and he could sort it .....i think he knows some people.
#10
My family and I have been smuggling easter eggs into malmö for quite some time now. If anyone finds out, we'll get the chair.
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#13
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No, but my uncle was on on that show World's Dumbest Criminals? Yeah he got ripped, stole a car at the local casino, and then got chased by the cops going 5mph on the country roads for about three - five hours.


lulz
#14
put it this way.....Im gonna make you an offer you cant refuse....
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#15
my dads friends werent necessarily a part of the mafia, but they had a gang that was similar, but not anywhere as strong
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#16
Who the hell does TS think he is? Askin' about my family's business. Why I oughta break your freakin' arm!
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#17
Yes because someone is really going to admit their family is connected with organised crime...




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#18

Yes we're just going to tell you how much our family is involved in organised crime.

(Seriously, ask again, and my grandma will get her boys to **** you up)
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#19
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Yes we're just going to tell you how much our family is involved in organised crime.

(Seriously, ask again, and my grandma will get her boys to **** you up)


Is that the same grandma I've been hearing about? Man, she sounds badass.
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#20
of course they are. as we speak, they have hacked your bank account via your IP address. you have now donated all your funds to "Italian Stereotype Organisation". Enjoy



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#21
My father's side of the family is kind of heavily into the Sicilian Mafia of Italy.
So ya i guess.
#22
I have shitload of family from my dad's side who live in Detroit. Most of them are affiliated with some sort of Mafia organization.
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#25
My Uncle has been in Prison twice for minor drugs offensives, once for possession and the second for growing weed. That was years ago.

He's been clean for years.
#27
Other then me my brother and dad growing hydro mary j... but thats not thaaat organized. so no...
#28
yea right piggie, not falling for that again...
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#29
yes. my uncle was an enforcer. he died recently of cancer though. my family has a lot of ties to the "mafia" on the jersey shore.
#30
No but I once met a guy who was from sicilly, walked in a superexpensive suit all day and married an american wife 20 years younger than him. Dont know if he was involved into something but he did look the part.
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#31
Not really, but my cousin in California recently stabbed someone in the neck. Hopefully the little bastard will rot in jail.
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#32
This is hilarious.. about 90% of this thread answered yeah the the TS's question. I call bullshit. Kids grow up.
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#33
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This is hilarious.. about 90% of this thread answered yeah the the TS's question. I call bullshit. Kids grow up.



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#34
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#35
A friend of mine grew up in a crime family however the family was only local drugs. No protection rackets or "illegitimate businessmen" status. Just pushing drugs and breaking into houses.
#36
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the russian mafia is a myth... but probably somewhere... i am part irish.

Your not ****ing irish, your american! By your logic we're all africian as we have 'ancestors' from there.
#37
Nononononononono, oh course not. NO, no, NO, I mean, pfft, God, why would you ask that? Nononononononononononononononono...no.
#38
You really think I'm privileged to disclose this kind of information to you?
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#39
I used to have family in the IRA.
But back then it wasn't crime, they left when it got like that
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#40
My great-uncle (who died about ten years ago) was in the Jewish Mafia. He ran liquor out of Detroit for Al Capone, then left the mob for Florida. He had a vault installed in his house so he could hide when they came looking for him. True story.
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