#1
Well I went over to my girlfriend's house for the first time yesterday, and her parent's were really nice to me surprisingly. They said "Make yourself comfortable"
So I took off my pants, and slouched down on the couch.
Her mom was shocked, but her dad seemed okay with it...even enough to say "I like your style"
Should I be worried that he's so okay with me being pantless?
#3
no, thats normal. hes experiancing shock, and will chase you with a rusty shovel when he comes to his sences
#6
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wat

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#7
rofl balls much???yea i slept over my gfs house n had no pants on but it was ok lol those dam morning woods!!!
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#8
You should've ****ed her then.
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#9
haha wow dude u got balls if u actually did this.
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#10
God, I wish you actually did this. But there is one problem with your story, you claimed you have a girlfriend when you are in the pit. You think we are stupid boy? You think we were born yesterday?
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#13
Quote by GuitarFreak211
Well I went over to my girlfriend's house for the first time yesterday, and her parent's were really nice to me surprisingly. They said "Make yourself comfortable"
So I took off my pants, and slouched down on the couch.
Her mom was shocked, but her dad seemed okay with it...even enough to say "I like your style"
Should I be worried that he's so okay with me being pantless?



No.. Watch

Well I went over to my girlfriend's house for the first time yesterday, and her parent's were really nice to me surprisingly. They said "Make yourself comfortable"
So I took off my pants, and slouched down on the couch.
Then I started to J***o**, but they seemed kinda digusted. IDK why..
Well while I was doing so, I needed some help so I told her mom to show me her tit.
long story short. It helped
and I busted my nut in her mouth

So was so amazed she rubbed it in her cl*t to try and have my kid.

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Touche'


#14
Quote by tayroar
God, I wish you actually did this. But there is one problem with your story, you claimed you have a girlfriend when you are in the pit. You think we are stupid boy? You think we were born yesterday?


Haha, yeah, it does seem unlikely eh?
But I swear on my life its all true. EVEN me actually having a girlfriend. Shocking, I know, but it's true.
#15
wtf? lol that's pretty good you've got some balls man.
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#16
Quote by GuitarFreak211
Haha, yeah, it does seem unlikely eh?
But I swear on my life its all true. EVEN me actually having a girlfriend. Shocking, I know, but it's true.


I want the pantless pictures. The pictures of shocked mother and of dad looking at your pantlessness in a homosexual way.
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#18
Quote by tayroar
I want the pantless pictures. The pictures of shocked mother and of dad looking at your pantlessness in a homosexual way.


So you want to see me with no pants on?
...I like your style
hahahahaha
#19
i want this to become the new faster tom run! but sadly its not even gonna end up as some guys sig
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#20
oh yeah and...

You: oh hi, i'm ___ boyfriend, nice to meet you sir.
Dad: hello. while you are waiting, just make yourself at home, please.
You: alright ::unzips pants, pulls down pants, sits on couch, then slouches on said couch::
Mom: ::shocked face::
Dad: ...
You: k,koo.
#21
Quote by tayroar
God, I wish you actually did this. But there is one problem with your story, you claimed you have a girlfriend when you are in the pit. You think we are stupid boy? You think we were born yesterday?

I concurr.... nobody in the pit has a GF. end of story.
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Lol

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#22
Hmm maybe he likes 'your style' a bit too much. Id watch out for some surprise sex whenever yo come over...unless you are into that of course.
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holy **** awesome win right there

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/win!
#23
Yea, thats not normal. Any normal father would go straight for the gun safe.... ok maybe not 'normal' father but i sure as hell would go for the gun safe.
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#24
i dunno if i had a daughter and her boyfriend did that, i would laugh, pat him on the back, tell him that was damn funny, but say that if he ever does anything with her (age dependent, when shes over 18 she can do whatever) that I will make it so that he has nothing to show when he pulls that trick again.
#25
Quote by tayroar
God, I wish you actually did this. But there is one problem with your story, you claimed you have a girlfriend when you are in the pit. You think we are stupid boy? You think we were born yesterday?


haha, i was born at night, but not last night!
#26
Quote by in2thesun88
i dunno if i had a daughter and her boyfriend did that, i would laugh, pat him on the back, tell him that was damn funny, but say that if he ever does anything with her (age dependent, when shes over 18 she can do whatever) that I will make it so that he has nothing to show when he pulls that trick again.


Yeah, me too, I (obviously) think stuff like that is funny/awesome as hell.
#27
Dude her parents ****en rock
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#28
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Dude her parents ****en rock


Well, her dad anyways. And I'm still not sure how to think about that...awesome? Or creepy?
#29
Why the hell did you take your pants off?

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#30
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Why the hell did you take your pants off?


They said to get comfortable. I'm most comfortable pantless. Is that really a bad thing?
#31
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I concurr.... nobody in the pit has a GF. end of story.



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#32
Quote by GuitarFreak211
They said to get comfortable. I'm most comfortable pantless. Is that really a bad thing?

Yes.

"Make yourself comfortable" doesn't actually mean to make yourself comfortable....

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#34
Quote by GuitarFreak211
They said to get comfortable. I'm most comfortable pantless. Is that really a bad thing?


unwanted erections while pantless can be bad.
#35
This seems a bit showy, but adventurous. Kudos if this is true, but I smell bullshit.
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#36
Quote by bv310
i want this to become the new faster tom run! but sadly its not even gonna end up as some guys sig


ok i wanst there for this "faster tom run!" and "Russel what the f**k!" but ive been seeing it in like every thread, and i dont know what its from. can someone tell me?

on topic: dude i doubt its true, but if it is, then she has some really cool parents
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#37
the best part about this thread is the way everyone is ready to believe this guy depantsed infront of his girlfriends parents, but not that a pit dweller has a girlfriend... but i have news for you... I DO! not the girlfriend thing... I believe this guy depantsed infront of some old couple... Probibly to get some sick thrill from the experience....Shame on you... You pervert, listning to your, "Rock music" and etcetera....
#39
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Genious, ****ing, genious,


Ha,ha, how ironic... this miscreant misspelled "genius" I suppose he is quite the opposite... Boully...boully,and hazar, it seems i have displayed some wit... *said in 1900's-1920's style tones.*