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#1
This might have been done before but I searched and nothing came up. Anyway, post names of good stand up comedians, with links (youtube etc.) if possible.
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I taste the queen
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In here, anemic and sweet
#3
Dylan Moran - YouTube "Like Totally"
Bill Bailey - YouTube "Part Troll"
Jack Dee - YouTube "Live at the Apollo"
Dara O'Briain YouTube "Theatre Royal"
Russell Brand - YouTube "Secret Policeman's Ball"
Ed Byrne - YouTube "Pedantic and Whimsical"
Eddie Izzard - YouTube "Dressed to Kill"
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#4
Stephen lynch
Flight of the conchords (Issues rawks)
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Sorry to break this to you, but you "hardcore" fans don't HAVE mosh pits.
You have epileptic line dancing.


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#5
Bill Hicks.
I did not get my Spaghetti-O's, I got spaghetti. I want the press to know this.
Executed by injection, Oklahoma.
~~ Thomas J. Grasso, d. March 20, 1995.


Lyrics/Poetry

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#6
Eddie Izzard, Jack Dee, Paul Merton, Bill Bailey, Jimmy Carr (not for kiddies)...
#12
Tommy cooper !


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#14
tim minchin's "ten foot **** and a few hundred virgins"
or "greed (Balsa wood and glue)"
"angry (feet)"
check those out and youll be rather happy
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#17
ROSS NOBLE!!!!! best comedian around
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#19
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7wqfcwgT0Ds

Counting coins on the counter of the 7-11,
From a quarter past six 'til a quarter to seven,
The manager Bevan starts to abuse me
Hey man, I just want some Muesli

No one cares,
No one sympathises,
So we just stay home and play synthesizers xD

Oh check out Mark Watson and Arj Barker they are both hillarious
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ok, as usual pit is being very unhelpful except andychalmers, so im gonna go post this someplace else


And a master of storytelling...

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#21
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2nd Demitri martin
2nd Frankie Boyle

How about Pablo Francisco and Richard Pryor?!

also Ross Noble

Pablo is the least funny man i've ever seen.. he got a FEW good moments, but it doesnt make up for the rest of the shit in the same sketches
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Sorry to break this to you, but you "hardcore" fans don't HAVE mosh pits.
You have epileptic line dancing.


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Well... I AM a virgin, afterall...
#22
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Dylan Moran - YouTube "Like Totally"
Bill Bailey - YouTube "Part Troll"
Jack Dee - YouTube "Live at the Apollo"
Dara O'Briain YouTube "Theatre Royal"
Russell Brand - YouTube "Secret Policeman's Ball"
Ed Byrne - YouTube "Pedantic and Whimsical"
Eddie Izzard - YouTube "Dressed to Kill"


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#23
Bill Bailey
Billy Connolly
Lee Evans
Dane Cook
Chris Rock

Can't go wrong with any of them. Not for kids though =D
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Bill Bailey
Billy Connolly
Lee Evans
Dane Cook
Chris Rock

Can't go wrong with any of them. Not for kids though =D



You can with that one.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=auqRgzuLaK8

Har har. Look, a guy swearing a lot, taking the piss out of white people, making some piss-simple jokes about politics, doing poor one-liners and laughing at his own jokes while promoting his unwarranted political theories, he's sooooo original and funny!
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You can with that one.

Seconded, you can't go wrong with Chris Rock.

I put forward Ross Noble, you seriously cannot go wrong with that guy. Also Eddie Izzard and Bill Bailey, the three greatest stand-ups in the world.

Edit: Damn it, I thought you said can't. Damn Coopers.

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Seconded, you can't go wrong with Chris Rock.

I put forward Ross Noble, you seriously cannot go wrong with that guy. Also Eddie Izzard and Bill Bailey, the three greatest stand-ups in the world.


Think I love you, but Chris Rock still isn't funny.
#28
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Think I love you, but Chris Rock still isn't funny.

Edited first post, but c'mon! He says a racial slur and the black audience goes wild! He is actually pretty funny though. I find.


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Edited first post, but c'mon! He says a racial slur and the black audience goes wild! He is actually pretty funny though. I find.



Shock humour = fail humour. Dropping the f-bomb and being 'oh so edgy, man!' isn't bloody funny.

I find.

/subjectiveness.
#32
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#33
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Shock humour = fail humour. Dropping the f-bomb and being 'oh so edgy, man!' isn't bloody funny.

I find.

/subjectiveness.

Ahh well. Do you find Jimmy Carr humorous at all by the way? I really don't ee the bigt deal. He stands in one sopt and says one liners all night.

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Ahh well. Do you find Jimmy Carr humorous at all by the way? I really don't ee the bigt deal. He stands in one sopt and says one liners all night.



Sen him live. He's up and down, but his current tour is absolutely hilarious, I wasn't a massive fan of his before but he won me over. He's moving away from the one-liners now.
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Sen him live. He's up and down, but his current tour is absolutely hilarious, I wasn't a massive fan of his before but he won me over. He's moving away from the one-liners now.

Thank God. I love him on 8/10 Cats and stuff, I just hated his stand u.

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#38
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I play by my own rules. And I have one rule; There are no rules... but if there are, they're there to be broken. Even this one.


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Sigs are wastes of my precious screen space.

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#39
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ROSS NOBLE!!!!! best comedian around
+infinity.

went to see him live in the FRONT ROW BABY!!!!! he signed my tour shirt aswell and we talked for a few minutes. cool guy.
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