#1
hello pit dwellers

next friday is my moms birthday and i dont know what to get her
we're going shopping today, so i need to think of something does anyone have any ideas?
its a big year, the big 40 :/

please, let me know
TIA
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#2
a webcam and a dildo
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#4
no no, she likes gifts and billybusa, your retarded
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#5
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no no, she likes gifts and billybusa, your retarded


I was gonna give you a suggestion but you just came off as a dick. So good day to you sir.
#6
Bad idea to ask about this in the Pit...

Get her something related to cooking (if she does most of your family's cooking, that is). That way, she's happy and you get better food!
#8
Just 40? Wow that's young.

Make her breakfast! Nothing wrong with repaying the favour.
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#11
its this friday, but im getting her gift today
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B==WD~~~


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I squinted my eyes and said "Where is your god now"



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#12
make love to her
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#13
A new cooker so she can cook some shit for everyone.

Srsly, get some shit that only mothers would buy, e.g stones in a bowl or a candle.

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#14
This is a very very wrong place to ask things like that.

So I'm gonna say "a webcam and a dildo "

Just buy her something nice. Maybe jewelery of some sort? But for fucks sake, don't give her a frying pan or a pot or a knife!

Unless you want to insult her on purpose on her birthday. Then go right ahead
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#15
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a webcam and a dildo

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#16
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Get her something related to cooking (if she does most of your family's cooking, that is). That way, she's happy and you get better food!


That's dumb, why not just write "Get back in the kitchen!" on the card.

Alternatively, if she actually does do most of the family's cooking, get her a free massage or something, she's probably very tired!

Jewellery is good too i guess.
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#17
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its this friday, but im getting her gift today


omfg....same birthday as my mom. and she turns 40 too.

creepy
#18
fap for her
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omfg....same birthday as my mom. and she turns 40 too.

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#21
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a webcam and a dildo

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