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#1
http://www.freep.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20080708/NEWS06/307080009



"Flint residents now have to watch their butts because Police Chief David Dicks is on the lookout."

"Dicks ... announced that his officers would start arresting people wearing saggy pants that expose skivvies, boxer shorts or bare bottoms."

Take that wiggers.
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#3
What the ****? Dude my jeans always slip down and end up showing a bit of my boxers. I can't even help it!

I am now just wondering when they are going to institute Newspeak.
#4
..........What?


What the fuck? I know Atlanta has been contemplating/putting in place similar laws, but who gives a shit?

It's UNDERWEAR. Why is it that underwear is somehow "unsacred" and "disgusting"? At least they're not running around nude, not that is much more "indecent", but I can see how people wouldn't want to see a dick.


I hate people.
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#5
Up to a year in jail for that?
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#9
93days in jail??!!! So thats roughly 3 months. What the hell? 1/4 of a year in jail for that!!??

What next.. "Its Illegal for men to have long hair - 3 months in Jail and a free hair cut".

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#11
Quote by slidething31
Good. No one wants to see your underwear.

Give me a valid reason as to why it should be a crime.
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#12
Just don't wear underwear. They can't complain they can see your underwear than, can they? Plus, it feels great.
#13
I had a problem with storm troopers bustin' sags awhile back. So I sent them to Yuuzhan'tar, the 'hood' of the universe. They got laser gun caps busted in their asses.
#14
So what about swimsuits? Are bikinis illegal too? What about speedos? They all show the same amount of skin.

Discriminatory laws ftl
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#15
Quote by fallenangel20
Give me a valid reason as to why it should be a crime.

I'm not familiar with the Michigan legislation, so I can't tell you why they made it illegal.

Only my opinion, which was stated.
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#18
I can see why for the middle one, and can sortof understand the last one but the first one is just stupid. Theres no way people are going to get arrested for the first pic unless he wants to arrest half the population.
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#19
Quote by fallenangel20
Give me a valid reason as to why it should be a crime.


People with underwear stand for the majority of crime in this country! So showing your underwear is like making a statement pro criminality.

Duuuuuh.
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#24
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haha. Dicks is on the lookout for butts.


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#26
Quote by fagelamusgtr
haha. Dicks is on the lookout for butts.


lol you my friend are a genius

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#27
Quote by imthehitcher
lol @ taking away peoples rights while claiming to live in the land of the free

I don't believe that there is a right guarenteed in the Constitution that says you can walk around in your underwear in public.
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#28
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#29
fail, this town and this police and this people are just fail...
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#30
Quote by imthehitcher
lol @ taking away peoples rights while claiming to live in the land of the free


I missed the part of the Constitution that said, "...the right to indescent exposure in public places..." You're gonna have to point that out to me sometime.
#31
this is a bit silly.

even my underwear show a bit at times, but its not like i try it. i even wear a belt. its just how the pants i have are made. they slip down to a certain level no matter what i do.


but, i dont think people need their pants all the way down near their knees. i can see getting them in trouble for something as ridiculous as that.
#35
Quote by LordPino
Just don't wear underwear. They can't complain they can see your underwear than, can they? Plus, it feels great.



can you not see the last picture?
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#36
Quote by Blow Me
http://www.freep.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20080708/NEWS06/307080009



"Flint residents now have to watch their butts because Police Chief David Dicks is on the lookout."

"Dicks ... announced that his officers would start arresting people wearing saggy pants that expose skivvies, boxer shorts or bare bottoms."

Take that wiggers.

Yeah I bet you NEVER let your pants low ride huh.


Go blow yourself.
#37
no its not fascism, it's totalitarianism, get your isms right... this is absolutely ridiculous and the yet unseen face of V should kill the bastards who wrote this in as a law
#38

What a stupid law.
Idiots.
Also, I liked the first few words in the second sentence of the article....


"Dicks, who took over the department last month..."
Irony FTW.

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#39
Quote by 3rdWardSoldier
Yeah I bet you NEVER let your pants low ride huh.


Go blow yourself.


Are you blaming me for this?
Mother Earth is pregnant for the third time
For y'all have knocked her up.
I have tasted the maggots in the mind of the universe
I was not offended
For I knew I had to rise above it all
Or drown in my own shit.
#40
Quote by Travlembo
no its not fascism, it's totalitarianism, get your isms right... this is absolutely ridiculous and the yet unseen face of V should kill the bastards who wrote this in as a law


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