#1
So today I went up on my school's roof and I was saying I was gonna jump cause I have seem pretty deep emotional problems. But I didn't jump cause I really just wanted some attention. Everyone knows it. Also some jerk on the ground yelled for me to do a flip. I almost wanted to jump on him but then I decided to just come down cause it was time to go cut myself.
#3
Fail.
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I love ham, I'm gay!!!

Buy fresh sliced deli ham and stop being a bitch. Also, never microwave ham ever, it's in strict violation of ham law.