I groom young girls.

I start off as a friend with shared interests and earn their trust over a period of time.

I then start to talk about more personal things and let them open up to me and confide in me.

When I think I really have their trust and them hanging of my every word I set to work.

I let them know that I'm not a cute 15 year old boy named Brett who like puppies, movies and being considerate of girl's feelings.

I let them know who I really am and my deep.....dark....intentions...

This involves hours and hours of rants about their stupidity, the dangers of the internet, them being harlots, the amount of time I've wasted to set all this up, current politics, pretty much anything else I am thinking about .

After this they realise the error of their ways and go on to live much safer healthier lives.
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