#1
... That I wish I had a woman willing to look after me.

All my female friends have left me in the lurch. They refuse to helpme in my hour of need. Especially one who is dying: Me.

They dont understand! I could die any minute, I have such terrible flu and I need one (or more) to come here dressed in a nurses uniform to nurse me back to health... The usual sponge bath, hot chicken soup, a hot water bottle and a sympathetic ear to nurse me back to health.

They say Im big enough to look after myself! I cant even move and I feel like a truck ran over my head. Being ill leaves me completely incapacitated. I need to be administed fluids regularly in the form of beer.

I dream of the day I have a buxom blonde nurse looking after me!

So give me my nurse!

*collapses*
Sat in a lab, curing diseases. They actually LET me play with chemicals!
Last edited by Guitardude19 at Sep 13, 2008,
#6
hehe...

anyways... you have the flu?

anyone else kinda find having the flu kinda comfortable? I know I do... I don't know why, but it's kinda calming... but of course, I'm weird.
#8
Quote by 12Jim34
You learn to love again! It's times like these you learn to give again!

Oops.


I'm glad that was the first post
Some people wait a lifetime, some simply accept...

...Some of us crash land, some of us eject...

...Some restore the blood flow, some just let it go and bleed...

...Some of us obsess, some move on to something new
#9
Quote by slayaplaya
hehe...

anyways... you have the flu?

anyone else kinda find having the flu kinda comfortable? I know I do... I don't know why, but it's kinda calming... but of course, I'm weird.


I know jacking it helps to alleviate the symptoms sometimes.... It could just be me though.

Quote by yeoman125
my only nurse uniform is in pvc, does that matter?


Bring some whips and we may just have some fun!
Sat in a lab, curing diseases. They actually LET me play with chemicals!
#10
Quote by 12Jim34
You learn to love again! It's times like these you learn to give again!



My thoughts exactly!
#11
Quote by Guitardude19
I know jacking it helps to alleviate the symptoms sometimes.... It could just be me though.



well... fapping solves all issiues... it's true you know

(oh! maybe some one will sig that witty comment! maybe not...)
#12
Mercy cries for the weak, pity for the weaker, here's a tissue wimpy, you're below them all.
Filth, pure filth... That's what you are.
#13
mansize tissues must be used
Quote by slayaplaya

(oh! maybe some one will sig that witty comment! maybe not...)