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#1
dear pit,

i would like for you to post the most epic/ retarded/ fail-tastic/ ban-worthy (not really, just an example of an epic way to get banned)/ weirdest things you have ever seen on the pit.

go.

*EDIT* this will probably be a major fail.
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Denny Crane.

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touche vman, touche

mate. feed. kill. repeat.
Last edited by vmanoman at Sep 13, 2008,
#3
Does anyone know where that thread is where one guy claimed he speared a chick in the face with a tent pole? That was amazing. All of the Pit Monkeys were pretty much calling BS and saying "pics or it didn't happen"

Then it was in the newspaper a few days later haha
#4
This thread
/end thread
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sht up u flthy librl foogit stfu u soo mad n butthurdt ur ass is an analpocolypse cuz ur so gay "my ass hrts so mcuh" - u. your rectally vexed n anlly angushed lolo go bck 2 asslnd lolol
#5
Time and time again in this ever repeating thread I say the words

Crusty, Vagina, Armpits


and every time less and less people know what I mean
My Musical attempts

My youtube music channel

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Dammit, beaten to it, and by someone with the same name

CURSE YOU TOMMYT!!!!!!!!!!!!


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I hate tommyt and the high horse which he rides upon
#8
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Time and time again in this ever repeating thread I say the words

Crusty, Vagina, Armpits


and every time less and less people know what I mean


ohioemokid?
#9
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Refer sig.

Haha I haven't lol'd that much in a while.
And awsome avatar.

Anyways. In all seriousnes.
My fav. thread of all time and probebly the best thing the pit has ever done is the "CYOA: Pre-teen edition"
Quote by Banjocal
sht up u flthy librl foogit stfu u soo mad n butthurdt ur ass is an analpocolypse cuz ur so gay "my ass hrts so mcuh" - u. your rectally vexed n anlly angushed lolo go bck 2 asslnd lolol
#10
does anyone remember that thread about the wasp? now that was epic.
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#11
Avery Horton!!

Everyone was helping a kid they didn't know for no reason, other then somebody asking us.
It was awesome.
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Floppydick


If that's how you read my name, leave a message saying so on my profile
#12
I forgot about Airship's thread. My computer was broken at the time so I missed out on all the fun.
If Rock is a life-style, then Metal's an addiction

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#13
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ohioemokid?




did anyone ever find out what the mods let him change his name to?
My Musical attempts

My youtube music channel

Quote by TOMMYB22
Dammit, beaten to it, and by someone with the same name

CURSE YOU TOMMYT!!!!!!!!!!!!


Quote by daeqwon10000
I hate tommyt and the high horse which he rides upon
#14
Douglas The Spider will remain in my heart for years to come.

<3.
I deeply regret the 6661 in my username. Siiiigh. Damn you, 14 year old me, you edgy little bastard.
#15
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Refer sig.


I did not understand that thread at all when it was first made.

I still do not.
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You are god, floppypick



Floppydick


If that's how you read my name, leave a message saying so on my profile
#17
I liked the thread about the guy claiming to have nailed the pre-teen popstar Bre Morgan, now that was hilarious fun. Shame it got deleted.
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yea man, who ever doesnt like pantera or think they suck doesnt like metal, end of discussion, they changed the freakin world n made history, so don't be sayin they suck, have respect, same goes for machine head n lamb of god cuz their good too
#18
Quote by floppypick
Avery Horton!!

Everyone was helping a kid they didn't know for no reason, other then somebody asking us.
It was awesome.


This is one. I love it when the evil pit comes together for good. Well good for something other then the legalization of pot and rape.
Add me or I will eat your kitty!



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touche sir.
#19
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once in a game of cards, i won a ticket for an ocean liner that would sail to NY harbor. on that cruise, i fell in love with a hot redhead who was engaged to an asshole. she was pretty easy. i even got to paint her naked!. but good things never last. that ship sunk. she thought i had died and pushed my under water even after saying she'll never let go. we coulda shared that door, but noooo. bitch....

well anyway, i won that ticket.



this one was me......
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Denny Crane.

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touche vman, touche

mate. feed. kill. repeat.
#21
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Refer sig.

That was never funny, your self promotion ruined it even further.
#22
Quote by RedDeath9
Does anyone know where that thread is where one guy claimed he speared a chick in the face with a tent pole? That was amazing. All of the Pit Monkeys were pretty much calling BS and saying "pics or it didn't happen"

Then it was in the newspaper a few days later haha

:ha
A BEER STEIN FULL OF GUMMY BEARS
#24
Quote by RedDeath9
Does anyone know where that thread is where one guy claimed he speared a chick in the face with a tent pole? That was amazing. All of the Pit Monkeys were pretty much calling BS and saying "pics or it didn't happen"

Then it was in the newspaper a few days later haha

haha
haha
A BEER STEIN FULL OF GUMMY BEARS
#25
Pedobait thread.
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shadesofanger, you're my hero.


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So I was wondering, are black people capable feeling love? I mean can their brains comprehend that kind of emotion, or are they not programmed that way.
#26
Madmaxluke thread, that was epic.
Quote by DrewsGotTheLife
yea man, who ever doesnt like pantera or think they suck doesnt like metal, end of discussion, they changed the freakin world n made history, so don't be sayin they suck, have respect, same goes for machine head n lamb of god cuz their good too
#27
Quote by vmanoman
dear pit,

i would like for you to post the most epic/ retarded/ fail-tastic/ ban-worthy (not really, just an example of an epic way to get banned)/ weirdest things you have ever seen on the pit.

go.

*EDIT* this will probably be a major fail.

when you said awsomeist! no seriously it was awsome!
#28
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Long story short, 10 minutes later we were all sat there jerking off. (Our own, not each others)

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How am i gay? I was jerking it to the women, and i didn't look at my roomates things.
#29
When I joined

/thread
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#30
There was a mouse in a guy's amp a while back...I forgot his name though. He died.


THREADKILLER!
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Why would you spend tens of thousands of dollars to learn about a language you already speak? It was over before it even started dude

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brot pls
#31
The guy who found a mouse in his amp

EDIT: Ok, what the guy above me said
The sex offenders register.. personally, i don't even think they should be in school.
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Dude, the first one I remember reading a few weeks ago. I almost died laughing at that, until I got a mental image and got pretty grossed out... Because of that thread the spash zone is a key term in most of my school conversations.
Richard: Sarcasm is the refuge of losers.
Frank: [sarcastically] Really?
Richard: Sarcasm is losers trying to bring winners down to their level.
Frank: [sarcastically] Thank you for opening my eyes to what a loser I am!
#34
Quote by RedDeath9
Does anyone know where that thread is where one guy claimed he speared a chick in the face with a tent pole? That was amazing. All of the Pit Monkeys were pretty much calling BS and saying "pics or it didn't happen"

Then it was in the newspaper a few days later haha


God that was epic.

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There was a mouse in a guy's amp a while back...I forgot his name though. He died.


THREADKILLER!


Whoa. What happened to him?
#36
i remember oncee long time ago there was this kid that was claiming someone was following him after school or something in a van, so he makes the thread, and right on top of his thread there was a thread called "so im following this kid on my van"

I have the screeshot but i never figured how to put it on ug

TG
Fighting for peace, is like screwing for virginity

Screw you Waldo, go find yourself!!!!
#37
how about like 2 weeks ago when the dude posted asian porn cause mods were offline and like 6 others posted the pear

and the dude that posted gore and it said something about "legend"
I'm Steve
#39
Quote by Irnmaiden4life
how about like 2 weeks ago when the dude posted asian porn cause mods were offline and like 6 others posted the pear

and the dude that posted gore and it said something about "legend"


the legend guy was sick and not in the good way

I always thought the first 200 or so pages of the Demotivational Pic thread was awesome.
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