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#3


Wow.

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#4


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touche sir.
#7
What in the holy hell was she taking when she decided to write this so called song?

EDIT: Oh dear there is a man involved aswell...
#12
VERY old
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#14
Holy ****ing shit

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#16
^ +1
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#18
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Beat me to it.

I was hopin someone had scene it before XD
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sht up u flthy librl foogit stfu u soo mad n butthurdt ur ass is an analpocolypse cuz ur so gay "my ass hrts so mcuh" - u. your rectally vexed n anlly angushed lolo go bck 2 asslnd lolol
#20
trying to remember where i heard this before


id let the bird in blue smell my dick though.
#21
(Opening)
Nigga this the fifth teeth muthafukin time that i called and left yo ass messages
I dun text yo bitch ass and you aint responded or nothing
What in the fuk is you doin who tha fuk you out there with you think I’m stupid my gurl dun already put my up on yo ass tonight night nigga when you get home I got som news foe yo bitch ass

(Chorus 2tyms)
Why you coming home five in the mone(mornin')
Somethings going on can i smell yo dick??
Don’t play me like a fool cause dat ain’t cool
So what you need to do is let me smell yo dick

(Hook 1)
Its four o'clock and I’m sleepin' and its late night and you creeping you could've told me I'm leavin' now I know you out there cheatin' why you got to do me like dat when I call you don’t call me back I’m texting you now nigga where you at that’s fuked up why you do me like dat

(Verse 1)
I’m dead sleep and you trickin'
In the club wit dirty foot bitches
My gurl was there she witness
She had a camera phone she took pictures
You was on the dance flo grindin'
With a stripper hoe named Diamond
You was flossin' hard you was shinning
Everything she drink you was buyin' it
fuk nigga you need to stop lien' foe I get mad and pull out my nine
You want a new bitch to fuk that’s fine but don’t fuk hers and try to fuk mines
You keep tellin me you ain’t touch her but some keep tellin me you dun fuked her and I ain’t that bitch you want to play wit nigga drop them boxers and let me smell yo dick

(Chours 2tyms)
Why you coming home five in the mone(mornin')
Somethings going on can I smell yo dick??
Don’t play me like a fool cause dat ain’t cool
So what you need to do is let me smell yo dick

(Unknown)
Smell my dick wait a minute hold up see that’s how a bitch get her eyes swoll up and I don’t give a damn what yo homegurls seen when I was in the club what the fuk you mean they ain’t got no business eyein' me like dat
You ain’t got no business tryin' me like dat
I wun even feelin' Diamond like dat I was wildin' but I wasn't clowin' like dat
Dat’s alright dat’s okay gon head believe what yo homegurl say a nigga like me drink a lot of liquor meet a lot of bitchs take a lot of pictures
I might break bread wit one or two strippers but that don’t mean you got to pull my zipper
They think now think the whole town even doe I got dick to go around

(Chorus 2tyms)
Why you coming home five in the mone
Somethings going on can I smell yo dick??
Don’t play me like a fool cause dat ain’t cool
So what you need to do is let me smell yo dick.


The world "eloquent" does not suffice this masterpiece.

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#22
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haha




Oh wow. What the **** did I just watch/listen to. Holy **** foot bitches? Is that what she ****ing said?

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#23
Holy hell that was funny as ****
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#25
Ain't dat da trouf!
N***a!!
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#28
Rackball!
All Sissies Goin' To Hell!!
Fighting on the internet is like racing in the special olympics: EVEN IF YOU WIN, YOU'RE STILL RETARDED!
#29
what the **** is you doing? WHAT? They are from USA and can't spell a simple sentence right?
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#30
smell my dick because the narrator of the song thinks her boyfriend is cheating on her--- so she wants so smell his dick to tell if it has been in other ******
#33
Stop spamming the comment box with UG. You're not cool. You're not "representing the board". You are not contributing in anyway. You're just being an asshat.

That is all.



And, on topic.
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#35
Damn that hoe is straight ballin'
Extispicy: Predicting The Future Though The Study Of Animal Entrails...
#36
Quote by Acquiescence
smell my dick because the narrator of the song thinks her boyfriend is cheating on her--- so she wants so smell his dick to tell if it has been in other ******



Oh, I get it. It's still stupid and very funny.
#37
Dear god... From wikipedia:
"Her song "Smell Yo Dick" has been featured in New York Magazine,[2] on the blog Brooklyn Vegan, in which comedian David Cross cited "Smell Yo Dick" as one of the best songs of the year,[3][4] in the New York Times,[5] which called it an "internet favorite," on Jezebel,[6]and elsewhere."

What did the world turn into?
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#38
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Dear god... From wikipedia:
"Her song "Smell Yo Dick" has been featured in New York Magazine,[2] on the blog Brooklyn Vegan, in which comedian David Cross cited "Smell Yo Dick" as one of the best songs of the year,[3][4] in the New York Times,[5] which called it an "internet favorite," on Jezebel,[6]and elsewhere."

What did the world turn into?

I can't vouch for the others, but I'm almost postive the ONLY reason David Cross loves the song is the same reason we all laughed at it.

It's so stupid, and so out there, that it makes it a song worth mentioning.

Do you REALLY think people liked "Disco Duck" back in the 70s? Hell no, but it was just stupid enough for it to be loved by people simply because it's absurd.
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#39
Ahh! A masterpiece!

the beats

the grammar

the dick-smelling

ahhh... it's good to see musicians like this making QUALITY music... ahhh. yes...

(I can do the sarcasm)
#40
Could be. Well people if you want to jam to this awesome track, the chords are F | C | Bb
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