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So yeah i was in the back of the church my dad preaches in and this guy comes in and he's like "where's the phone i need to make a phone call I've been a so called 'member' of this so called 'church' for three weeks" (I've never seen this guy ever in my life) so i show him in to the pastors office where the phone (and the money) is at. he then shut the door and about twenty seconds later ran out the church building jumped into his car and drove away. So i guess my dad's next paycheck is going to be a little short.
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Quote by Ponyexpress
So yeah i was in the back of the church my dad preaches in and this guy comes in and he's like "where's the phone i need to make a phone call I've been a so called 'member' of this so called 'church' for three weeks" (I've never seen this guy ever in my life) so i show him in to the pastors office where the phone (and the money) is at. he then shut the door and about twenty seconds later ran out the church building jumped into his car and drove away. So i guess my dad's next paycheck is going to be a little short.



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#8
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Churches don't need money. Shut the **** up.


YOU shut the f*ck up.

You think that those lovely lemon biscuits they hand out for people after semons are free?
#9
Organized religion is teh gai. You had it comming.
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#10
Unlucky, eh.
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#12
Quote by BrianApocalypse
Damn, that sucks.

Does your dad know yet? Is he mad with you?


my dad knows but he understands cause there was'nt to much i could do considering this guy was like twice my size and could probably rip me apart with his bare hands
#13
Quote by Ponyexpress
my dad knows but he understands cause there was'nt to much i could do considering this guy was like twice my size and could probably rip me apart with his bare hands


That sounds cool. It would probably be unfair for him to blame you.
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Quote by Ponyexpress
yea they do how do you think they pay the pastor you retard.


My, you took the depth from that didn't you? Pastors should not need to be paid.
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#17
I thought it said "I let a guy rub my dad's ****..."

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YOU shut the f*ck up.

You think that those lovely lemon biscuits they hand out for people after semons are free?


I find your grammatical errors comical in nature
#20
robbing a church? that's almost as clever as robbing a restaurant
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#22
Quote by Mudmen190
My, you took the depth from that didn't you? Pastors should not need to be paid.

and why should they not need to be paid my dad happens to be the hardest working man i know he studies all week then writes and hour long sermon every week then deals with all the churches problems so why should they not need to be paid
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Quote by Mudmen190
My, you took the depth from that didn't you? Pastors should not need to be paid.


Okay, so i understand where you're coming from that its a lifestyle, not a job, but seriously, they still have to eat.

Saying they need no pay is ridiculous....
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#24
only a real robber robs a church thats hardcore man
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Quote by Mudmen190
My, you took the depth from that didn't you? Pastors should not need to be paid.


Pastors have to feed their families like everyone else has to. It's not a regular paycheck and the church receives the money before the pastor does. They basically get what's left over.
#28
its not your fault... of course it doesnt matter because usually ppl feel bad anyways... so just try to remember that its not your fault! im bored so im probably not making much sense...
#29
Quote by ldl67
Churches have significant amounts of money inside?


All the people put their money in the hat or whatever it be, then the church peoples store it in their little safe place and use it for whatever they wish. If the church is big they could get a lot of money.

Rob him back. Or you know there is that uhh... shit what's it called. Those people you call after someone wrongs you, like a crime. Holy hell this is difficult, Wait, I got it!

The police!?! sheesh.
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#30
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Okay, so i understand where you're coming from that its a lifestyle, not a job, but seriously, they still have to eat.

Saying they need no pay is ridiculous....

no its defenantly a job need i say again and why should they not need to be paid my dad happens to be the hardest working man i know he studies all week then writes and hour long sermon every week then deals with all the churches problems so why should they not need to be paid not only that but he has to deliver this sermon to about 100 people every week
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Quote by zeppelinfreak51
I find your grammatical errors comical in nature


Yeah, you can keep it to yourself, Adolf Semicolon.


EDIT: Oh, forget that. I thought you were just being picky about me using "for" instead of "to".

I put down 'Semons', very amusing.
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Quote by Ponyexpress
no its defenantly a job need i say again and why should they not need to be paid my dad happens to be the hardest working man i know he studies all week then writes and hour long sermon every week then deals with all the churches problems so why should they not need to be paid not only that but he has to deliver this sermon to about 100 people every week


Nahh man, i understand completely. I personally do take it as a job, and know it requires a lot more work than certain other jobs. The way i meant that was that the other guy was insinuiating because its religion work, it shouldn't be taken as a paid job (which i disagree with).

sorry for misunderstandings that came from that
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YOU shut the f*ck up.

You think that those lovely lemon biscuits they hand out for people after semons are free?



haha


anyway. fail to TS.
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#35
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I find your grammatical errors comical in nature

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#36
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I thought it said "I let a guy rub my dad's ****..."




I think we need to smell his dad's dick first.
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#38
Quote by Mudmen190
Churches don't need money. Shut the **** up.



you must be the stupidest individual to ever grace this forum.

how do you think the Church pays its bills? you think that churches get heat, water, electricity all for free? how the hell are Pastors and Priests going to make a living without getting paid? there has to be money for churches to run properly like everything else in this world.

please take your ignorance elsewhere.
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#39
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you must be the stupidest individual to ever grace this forum.

how do you think the Church pays its bills? you think that churches get heat, water, electricity all for free? how the hell are Pastors and Priests going to make a living without getting paid? there has to be money for churches to run properly like everything else in this world.

please take your ignorance elsewhere.


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Quote by BrianApocalypse
Oh, forget that. I thought you were just being picky about me using "for" instead of "to".

I put down 'Semons', very amusing.


That's not a grammatical error, that's a speeling mistake!

Also, that robber is sooooo going to hell
God is going to be PISSED!
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