#1
Ok, a commercial for Enzyte just came on, and it got me thinking. What happens if you OD on male enhancement drugs?
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#4
The hospital will laugh at you.
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#5
super boner?
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#6
I should think you end up with a form of priapism.

Actually, thinking about it you would probably die of heart problems.
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#7
It explodes from massive blow flow
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#9
perpetual boner?
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#10
your erection explodes in a flurry of blood and semen
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#11
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Ok, a commercial for Enzyte just came on, and it got me thinking. What happens if you OD on male enhancement drugs?

the guy that owns enzyte just got sent to prison for 10 years because he conned people out of $100,000,000 knowing that the pills didnt work at all
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#13
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the guy that owns enzyte just got sent to prison for 10 years because he conned people out of $100,000,000 knowing that the pills didnt work at all


All those "male enhancement" companies are frauds. The only way to increase the size of one's member is through very painful, and very expensive surgery.
#14
Dude... I ODed on Viagra once as a dare... It wouldn't go down for hours...
Jerking off had no effect... It just kept going...
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#17
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your erection explodes in a flurry of blood and semen


You'll...cum blood?
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#19
I'm confused. Enzyte is a pill that "makes your penis bigger in size than usual" and viagra is a pill that makes it so you can get it up. You are a moron. There is obviously a difference. Thats like calling a guitar an ipod because they both play music.
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#20
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I'm confused. Enzyte is a pill that "makes your penis bigger in size than usual" and viagra is a pill that makes it so you can get it up. You are a moron. There is obviously a difference. Thats like calling a guitar an ipod because they both play music.


And also a lot like splitting hairs to make a dumbass argument.
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#21
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You'll...cum blood?


The only time cuming blood has ever been used in a some what serious context


Does any one remember that guy who posted a thread on here about a boner he had for ages longer than what the packet of viagra said he should have one for? and everyone was like omg your going to die see a doctor, and he disapeared from the thread lol




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#22
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Ok, a commercial for Enzyte just came on, and it got me thinking. What happens if you OD on male enhancement drugs?



BOOM!!!
#23
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You'll...cum blood?



dude i love ur sig it had me rollin
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graphs. graphs always work. my old work place had an awesome printer, so i was constantly making graphs.

that was until i made a graph of how much my boss pissed me off. but seriously dude, graphs.
#26
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I'm confused. Enzyte is a pill that "makes your penis bigger in size than usual" and viagra is a pill that makes it so you can get it up. You are a moron. There is obviously a difference. Thats like calling a guitar an ipod because they both play music.


Dude, Enzyte and Viagra do the same thing for guys who don't have ED. Viagra helps you get it up, but when used by guys who don't need help getting it up, it is supposed to get it "to its full potential" which is what Enzyte does.

Besides, I said that an Enzyte commercial came on and it got me thinking you dildo.
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#27
Before leaving to go to London to catch a plane to Oz, my last night at the pub involved me breaking up about 5 'male enhancement' pills and putting them in my mates drink. We then put You Raise Me Up by Westlife nad Hard As A Rock by AC/DC on the jukebox, and we were crying with laughter when he was singing along...

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#28
have you ever seen what happens to eggs when you put them in the frying pan? that's what happens. your children..... they die.



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#29
AIDs.

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#30
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All those "male enhancement" companies are frauds. The only way to increase the size of one's member is through very painful, and very expensive surgery.

Actually, no. Like all tissue, it can be expanded. Now don't take this literally and I most certainly am not suggesting it, but if you staple a 5 pound brick onto your cöck, you're damn right the thing will stretch out.
Pills, no.

And yeah, you'd probably end up with a case of priapism if you OD'd with the stuff, and while that's not something I've suffered as I understand it's very very VERY painful.