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#1
ok heres my story: i was at my friendshouse playing a game and then his other friend comes over and he starts playing the game with us, so we get to talking and he seems pretty cool and we start talking about guitars so i brought mine out and we talk about that stuff when he says "you should see this sweet guitar my dad bought its a 74' gibson flying V signed and painted by hendrix only 5 were ever made it cost him" i dont remember how much is cost but it was like 50 grand or somthing like that. anyways so i said "wow lucky it must have been hard finding a 64' hendrix V" when he says " no no it is a 74' hendrix V" so i shot him a blank look and said "you do know he died in 1970 right?"... "no he didnt he died in 84'" at this point in time im about ready to slam my palm in his face but no i just walked away. he is probably lying i know but if he is telling the truth it is not a a normal facepalm its AN EXTREME FACEPALM

anysimilar stories here?
#2
"theres no such thing as a regular distortion pedal you idiot theres different kinds like 'grunge pedal, death metal pedal, bad monkey, scott ian...' [he thought digitech were the only pedal company]"-my douchebag moronic friend.
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#4
We were discussing guitar players in my english class and my friend brings up Pete Townshend.

This mexican kid is like, "Who? Oh you mean the guy from Fallout Boy"
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#5
Well, that's pretty silly.
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#6
my drummer:

We should do that song, ya know.. that one "Slow Ride" by Faggot!

..(Strange look from me, and guitarist)...

"You mean Foghat?"

"No faggot!"

..

Epic failz
#7
Someone tried to tell me that Angus Young taught Hendrix???
Oh, yeah? HOW ABOUT I TEAR YOUR SPINE OUT?!

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#8
Quote by sneyob
We were discussing guitar players in my english class and my friend brings up Pete Townshend.

This mexican kid is like, "Who? Oh you mean the guy from Fallout Boy"

What a shame

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#9
next time you're hanging out with....randomly just smoke him in the face....don't tell him why .....just do it
#10
my friend just talked to some ass who was "a giant fan of Glenn Danzig" and didnt even know danzig sung for the misfits we had a bit of a laugh with that 1...
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#11
I hate arguing with people who are intent on being retarded...
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#12
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ok heres my story: i was at my friendshouse playing a game and then his other friend comes over and he starts playing the game with us, so we get to talking and he seems pretty cool and we start talking about guitars so i brought mine out and we talk about that stuff when he says "you should see this sweet guitar my dad bought its a 74' gibson flying V signed and painted by hendrix only 5 were ever made it cost him" i dont remember how much is cost but it was like 50 grand or somthing like that. anyways so i said "wow lucky it must have been hard finding a 64' hendrix V" when he says " no no it is a 74' hendrix V" so i shot him a blank look and said "you do know he died in 1970 right?"... "no he didnt he died in 84'" at this point in time im about ready to slam my palm in his face but no i just walked away. he is probably lying i know but if he is telling the truth it is not a a normal facepalm its AN EXTREME FACEPALM

anysimilar stories here?

Holy my whole family if from fort saint john thats a conicidence! Ive only been there like 3-4 times . You live in the one in bc right?
#13
The guitar he's talking about is actually a limited edition run of a Flying V with a Hendrix paint job. They were all made like 2 years ago, and none were painted by Hendrix(duh).
There's way more than 5, and I think the price tag was something like $12,000.

So, I don't think he's totally lying. I think he's just seriously exaggerating. I also think that he is an idiot.

Edit - Here it is.

Not worth the money if you ask me.
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#14
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The guitar he's talking about is actually a limited edition run of a Flying V with a Hendrix paint job. They were all made like 2 years ago, and none were painted by Hendrix(duh).
There's way more than 5, and I think the price tag was something like $12,000.

So, I don't think he's totally lying. I think he's just seriously exaggerating. I also think that he is an idiot.

Edit - Here it is.

Not worth the money if you ask me.


I was researching them.. Most reviews say it's only good for collecting.
McLovin is my hero!

It's not the going that the pit cares about.
It's the coming.
#15
Haha - tell him he's thinking of Bob Marley!
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#16
my friend is just like that. He asked me who Hendrix was the other day.
I told him he was a good guitarist. He asked if he was dead yet, because he wanted to see him live. I told him "well, yeah. he died in 1970."
Him: "How?"
me:"he od'ed."
him: "that sucks.

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#18
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my friend is just like that. He asked me who Hendrix was the other day.
I told him he was a good guitarist. He asked if he was dead yet, because he wanted to see him live. I told him "well, yeah. he died in 1970."
Him: "How?"
me:"he od'ed."
him: "that sucks.


eah, that sucks...
#21
Quote by Schism1985
wow that flying v is so sexy....

but jesus christ! 12 grand? wtf?

thats why i hate gibsons, most of them are over priced, don't play very well and are really over rated.

(activates flame shield)


well, gibsons are good, but overpriced....

if you buy a LP or SG it's not a bad guitar, even if it is overpriced.
#22
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Someone tried to tell me that Angus Young taught Hendrix???

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#23
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Also onece people buy Gibson they're afraid to even paly anything cause they'll put wear and tear on it. I mean if you buy a guitar, PLAY IT!


Says the guy who brings his guitar into campfires.

I don't know where you're from, but people play gibsons to death. Ebay has tons of used ones.

btw, I didn't know friends punched each other in the face.
#24
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Haha - tell him he's thinking of Bob Marley!


But Bob Marley died in 1981... Not 1984.
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#26
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[he thought digitech were the only pedal company]"


lulz X2
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#28
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well, gibsons are good, but overpriced....

if you buy a LP or SG it's not a bad guitar, even if it is overpriced.

I'ld love to own a LP...
they're sexy!!!
#29
Who cares, not everyone knows everything, and many people have been misinformed by others.

/screw hendrix
#30
idc if people don't know who hendrix is, I mean, people might just not know. but when they say dumb crap without knowing at least 1/4 of what they're saying, they're retarded.

For instance, one of my friends thought that electric guitars ran on batteries.

And one of my other friends told me he wanted to supercharge AND turbocharge his audi. I almost cried.
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#31
Quote by nan0
Says the guy who brings his guitar into campfires.

I don't know where you're from, but people play gibsons to death. Ebay has tons of used ones.

btw, I didn't know friends punched each other in the face.


?????????
#32
Quote by garrett5
my drummer:

We should do that song, ya know.. that one "Slow Ride" by Faggot!

..(Strange look from me, and guitarist)...

"You mean Foghat?"

"No faggot!"

..

Epic failz




That's great.
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#33
every one of my friends tries to say the who sucks. and that tony iommi isn't a good guitarist







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#34
Quote by sneyob
We were discussing guitar players in my english class and my friend brings up Pete Townshend.

This mexican kid is like, "Who? Oh you mean the guy from Fallout Boy"

Ive done that, its not that bad. Im still not sure who pete townshend is. Im guessing the who?
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#36
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my friend just talked to some ass who was "a giant fan of Glenn Danzig" and didnt even know danzig sung for the misfits we had a bit of a laugh with that 1...

Ive met a few people like that, who thought michale graves was always the misfits singer too. mostly I meet people who are like "OH MY GOD I WORSHIP DANZIGZ I AM LYKE THE BIGGEST DANZIG AND MISFITS FREEEK!!"
Me- "Yeah, Samhain is probably my favorite though"
"WHO THE **** IS THAT, IM TALKING ABOUT DANZIGS BANDS."
#37
What a jackass. That seems a tad expensive, but there's a guitar at a shop around Edmonton, Axe Music is the name, but anyways, it costs like 40-50 grand. For 50 grand, it better do everything. AND I MEAN EVERYTHING.
#40
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every one of my friends tries to say the who sucks. and that tony iommi isn't a good guitarist


not the same thing
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