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#10
anything by pychostick
Quote by LaGrange
Shouldnt have said the unspoken words of MG in the pit. Now look at what ya dun.


Quote by Mecler
A guitar made of wood?
That's such a ****ing brilliant idea!
#16
I’m the mother flippin’ Rhymenocerous
My beats are fly and the birds are on my back
And I’m horny
I’m horny
If you choose to proceed you will indeed concede
Cos I hit you with my flow
The Wild Rhino Stampede.
I’m not just wild, I’m trained,
Domesticated
I was raised by a rapper and rhino that dated
And subsequently procreated
That’s how it goes
Here’s the Hiphopopotamus
The hip hop hippo
They call me the Hiphopopotamus
My lyrics are bottomless
They call me the Hiphopopotamus
Flows that glow like phosphorous
Poppin’ off the top of this esophagus
Rockin’ this metropolis
I’m not a large water-dwelling mammal
Where did you get that preposterous hypothesis?
Did Steve tell you that, perchance?
Steve.
My rhymes and records they don’t get played
Because my records and rhymes they don’t get made
And if you rap like me you don’t get paid
And if you roll like me you don’t get laid.
My rhymes are so potent that in this small segment
I made all of the ladies in the area pregnant
Yes, sometimes my lyrics are sexist
But you lovely bitches and hoes should know I’m trying to correct this.
Other rappers dis me
Say my rhymes are sissy.
Why? Why? Why?
What?
Why exactly?
What? Why?
Be more constructive with your feedback, please. Why?
Why?
Why, because I rap about reality?
Like me and my grandma drinking a cup of tea?
There ain’t no party like my nanna’s tea party.
Hey! Ho!
I’m the motherflippin’
I’m the motherflippin’
I’m the motherflippin’
Who’s the motherflippin?
I’m the motherflippin’
I’m the motherflippin’
I’m the motherflippin’
Motherflippin’
#17
Eli Porter's freestyle:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tKKxPtP6XjQ

He deeeeeeeeeeeiid it.

...modes and scales are still useless.


Quote by PhoenixGRM
Hey guys could you spare a minute to Vote for my band. Go to the site Search our band Listana with CTRL+F for quick and vote Thank you .
Quote by sam b
Voted for Patron Çıldırdı.

Thanks
Quote by PhoenixGRM
But our Band is Listana
#19
Quote by ub3r_bassist666
Im the best Maaaayynn!

*eyes roll back all the way*

...modes and scales are still useless.


Quote by PhoenixGRM
Hey guys could you spare a minute to Vote for my band. Go to the site Search our band Listana with CTRL+F for quick and vote Thank you .
Quote by sam b
Voted for Patron Çıldırdı.

Thanks
Quote by PhoenixGRM
But our Band is Listana
#20
dREAAAAM ING - Complete

Dick in a Box - SNL

I'm forgetting countless others but I can't think right now.
#22
Quote by Xiaoxi
*eyes roll back all the way*


Man, Eli should have won that rap-battle.

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THE ASTRAL PANDA σƒ τλε τρπ βπστλεπλσσδ

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Last.fm
#23
Smell Yo Dick - Riskay lmao
Quote by Tyler Durden
It's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything.

Erowid
#24
Quote by abstract pie
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pPdFrW076R0

Who, and where, and why is your messiah now?
Its ****ing Craig


Oh my ****ing god!!!!!!!!!!

Times one million trillion!!! I love you abstract pie!!!
Add me or I will eat your kitty!



^Click the heart baby, you know you wanna.^

Quote by Sammythedruggie

touche sir.
#25
Not the Nine O'Clock News-The Two Ninnies

Not the Nine O'Clock News- Gob on You

Flight of the Conchords- It's Business Time

50 Cent-Back On That Dick

The Perryboys- An Ode to 2 Girls 1 Cup

Youtube them all, and rofl for hours.
Quote by djurico666
I like to think that after all the hardcore dancers were happy they'd succesfully killed the air ninjas during Suicide Silence, Nile came out and made them all go


Quote by bendystraw
Work on playing with your penis. A dick solo would bring infinite girlfriends.
#27
Detachable Penis - Butthole Surfers

Makes my laugh every time i hear it. Not to mention, its very catchy
This is my Signature.
#29
Quote by abstract pie
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pPdFrW076R0

Who, and where, and why is your messiah now?
Its ****ing Craig


haha +1
Also his song Special Olympics and one where he slags off the pope
Quote by Mike!
This man IS the truth.



Quote by aznmetalhead93
Walk out naked with a sock around your dick. He'll be so surprised he won't shoot you. Then rape him. Hard. With melted butter as lube.


Join the Xbox Live group
#30
Evil Scotsman
Tim.

You have entered the Twilight Zone
Beyond this world strange things are known
Use this key, unlock the door
See what your fate might have in store
Come explore your dreams' creation
Enter this world of imagination
#31
<i>F</i>u<b>c</b>k her gently - tenacious D
Quote by EvilDomo
They say Heath Ledger was a heartthrob...


Apparently, his heart stopped throbbing
#33
keilbasa-tenacious d
and fvck her gently-tenacious d
Member of the Guitarists Born in 1990 Club. PM Gibson_God11 to join

Member of the I have every metallica album and I love it!
club. PM BDR_23 to join

www.myspace.com/shepherdjoe

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#34
almost any tenacious D namely wonderboy and friendship
DONT RISK IT, BUY A BASS AMP
#37
tuesdays gone by lynyrd skynyrd, it always reminds me of happy gilmore, when he sees chubbs, the alligator and abraham lincoln, best movie ever!

[quote="'[x"]Huffy[x]']Just give up, because Callo just destroyed you.
Quote by daytripper75
if i am not pooping, i stand to pee. if i am pooping, it makes more sense to just sit down in the first place.


CALLO

#40
every song from searchbar
Quote by _-=Ali C=-_
i do it a lot. ill be playin somethin and i forget to close my mouth... sometimes its really bad, slobber everywhere. i goes mostly over the neck, on the higher frets, and its really hard to get out from under the strings.
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