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#1
Ok, I've been given a challenge and I'm looking for some help from the pit!. i'm looking for the funniest, most innovative answer you can think of!

The question: The LARGE HARDON COLLIDER is overheating and will destroy the world unless it is cooled. How do you cool such a large, powerfull machine?

A picture is required for this answer.

try not to be serious about it. The real answer would be:
It's cooled by Liquid Helium(He), getting the temperatures down to 4 - 1.9 degrees kelvin (Around -300 c)


But that's not what im looking for.

Do your best

EDIT: The 'typo' Large HARDON Collider is meant to be there. It's meant to say hard-on. Also, remember. a picture is needed in the answer
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Last edited by .:Darkness:. at Sep 17, 2008,
#2
Rape it with an ice cube on your penis?











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#4
Attaching a power pack to it and turning it on reverse, sucking out the energy and warm translucent liquid for own pleasurable experiences, breaking all the laws of physics, chemistry, biology and horse porn cooling down the hardon collider to a degree of less than absolute zero causing Frank's penis to be chopped off.
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#7
Liquid Hydrogen. Cool 'nuf.
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#9
Put your penis in it. That works for every single thing you can EVER think of.
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#12
i would put ice on it.

wen i ask they say that they fall into the habit smhw ........but nyways i think there is a connection smwhere. Now i being a teetollar will not give into this habit nyhw

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#16
MacGyver can do it with his swiss army knife a page from yesterdays paper and some gum!!!
#19
By stickin' yer face on it.

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#20
Er...Large Hardon Collider?
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#22
Apparently, its 'meant' to say that. Not sure though. Just treat it as if it said the large hadron collider.
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#23
With the cool side of the pillow!

or may be this guy





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make one of those hurricanes useful for something... i'm sure the gulf coast will donate
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#25
It would be best if you just used some
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#27
just turn it off for a while, its not like you use the thing all the time.
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#29
These are great! Got any others?
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#31
any others?
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#32
Quote by .arkness:.

The question: The LARGE HARDON COLLIDER is overheating and will destroy the world unless it is cooled. How do you cool such a large, powerfull machine?

Get it back into the flaccid state by making it cum? Duh. Sexy time.

For your picture, something similar to this would do:


Just to demonstrate what you need.
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#33
Did... did TS MEAN to call it the Large HARDON Collider, or was that an accident/typo? Because if it was... lulz.
#34
Typo
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#35
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Put your penis in it. That works for every single thing you can EVER think of.
I bet hundreds of people are going to quote this^^



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#38
when i need to cool off a large HARDON collider i usually use some vasoline, then a paper towel, or an old sock... It's a proven method.
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