#1
This would totally have been the most bad ass toy ever created.

He plays guitar. He surfs. He only has one tooth, because brushing your teeth is totally lame. He has ears like those things from Star Trek. And he's a fucking cripple.
Why is he a cripple?
BECAUSE HE HAS FUCKING SHARKS FOR LEGS!!!
HOLY SHIT THAT'S BAD ASS

EDIT: Also, if you don't feel like coming up with a toy you can just draw dicks.
Last edited by iimjpii at Sep 14, 2008,
#4


Total edit.

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MUFC


My love for you
Is like a truck
Berserker.
Last edited by Zero-Hartman at Sep 14, 2008,
#5
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Its cool because its left handed

He did say it was a cripple.
#6
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Its cool because its left handed

You can't see it, but that's because his left hand IS ANOTHER FUCKING SHARK.
#8
Quote by iimjpii
This would totally have been the most bad ass toy ever created.

He plays guitar. He surfs. He only has one tooth, because brushing your teeth is totally lame. He has ears like those things from Star Trek. And he's a fucking cripple.
Why is he a cripple?
BECAUSE HE HAS FUCKING SHARKS FOR LEGS!!!
HOLY SHIT THAT'S BAD ASS


...
: )
#9
awmagad!!!
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Fender Stratocaster Made in Mexico

Amps :
Epiphone Valve Jr.
Marshall Lead 20
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#10




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#13
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Is that what I think it is....

please explain

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>_>
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#14
That would be a penis pump... yeah




Quote by dogismycopilot
Absent Mind, words cant express how much i love you. Id bone you, oh yea.

Quote by lumberjack
Absent Mind is, as usual, completely correct.

Quote by littlemurph7976
Id like to make my love for Neil public knowledge as he is a beautiful man
#15
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Is that what I think it is....

please explain

<_<

>_>

Austin Powers reference.

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youmakemesmile...

Quote by sebastian_96
Today I stole a girls tampons for being such an annoying bitch.





MUFC


My love for you
Is like a truck
Berserker.
#18


Its a sword, with padding on the end so you don't hurt your friends.
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#19
Also, if you don't feel like coming up with a toy you can just draw dicks.
#20
Quote by GuitarFreak211


Its a sword, with padding on the end so you don't hurt your friends.



c'mon, you didn't have to write that?

isn't it obvious? O_.
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#21
"You're a twat!"- That dude in morrisons

"You Ugly git!" - That girl in the restaurant

"You Were a Mistake!" - Mum

just a few of my fans..