#1
...kinda.

My whole life ive gone out of my way to avoid seeing goatse and all the other shock sites like 2girls1cup etr...

My friends would be like "hey man we're having a goatse party you should drop by its gonna be hella fun" But i would have to decline

There was even this one time were this amazingly hot girl was like "hey umm, my parents arent going to be home saturday and i was going to watch my special collectors edition goatse dvd, do you wanna drop by?"

But i had to turn her down.

But that all changes today. I was watching some porn and some idiot jackass spliced a quick clip of goatse in the middle of some good porn.

So i am no longer a goatse virgin.
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You never forget your first Goatse
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i saw that when i was 13.

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There was even this one time were this amazingly hot girl was like "hey umm, my parents arent going to be home saturday and i was going to watch my special collectors edition goatse dvd, do you wanna drop by?"


Wait... A hot chick says that her parents aren't home and wants to watch fucking GOATSE and you turn her down?!
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...kinda.

My whole life ive gone out of my way to avoid seeing goatse and all the other shock sites like 2girls1cup etr...

My friends would be like "hey man we're having a goatse party you should drop by its gonna be hella fun" But i would have to decline

There was even this one time were this amazingly hot girl was like "hey umm, my parents arent going to be home saturday and i was going to watch my special collectors edition goatse dvd, do you wanna drop by?"

But i had to turn her down.

But that all changes today. I was watching some porn and some idiot jackass spliced a quick clip of goatse in the middle of some good porn.

So i am no longer a goatse virgin.

WTF?
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Goatse isn't bad at all, but I saw it for the first time when I was seven or eight browsing one of my favorite game websites, only to get a pop-up of goatse out of nowhere. And more of the same pop-up would just keep appearing until I had to restart my computer to escape it. Yikes.
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There was even this one time were this amazingly hot girl was like "hey umm, my parents arent going to be home saturday and i was going to watch my special collectors edition goatse dvd, do you wanna drop by?"
.


Huh?
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My friends would be like "hey man we're having a goatse party you should drop by its gonna be hella fun" But i would have to decline

There was even this one time were this amazingly hot girl was like "hey umm, my parents arent going to be home saturday and i was going to watch my special collectors edition goatse dvd, do you wanna drop by?"


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They make pills for that, you know...
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I think impaling them would be a better choice considering the context of their wrong doings.
#23
I'm still a goatse and (most) shock video virgin...


How old are these videos? People are saying they were 7 years old when they say them, so it must be old... or they must be young...
?
#24
Where can I get this special edition DVD? I only have the regular edition DVD, and the behind the scenes DVD.

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Obvious troll is obvious

*reported*

EDIT: You may not be a troll, but honestly.. Who gives a ****? No one ever invited you to a goatse party and even if they did you shouldn't make a thread about it.
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#26
jesus christ, i just read this and didnt know what goatse was, so i googled it and saw a pic of some guy stretching his arsehole out. ****ing shocking! my eyes have been raped.

that is what goatse is right?
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jesus christ, i just read this and didnt know what goatse was, so i googled it and saw a pic of some guy stretching his arsehole out. ****ing shocking! my eyes have been raped.

that is what goatse is right?


Yup.
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jesus christ, i just read this and didnt know what goatse was, so i googled it and saw a pic of some guy stretching his arsehole out. ****ing shocking! my eyes have been raped.

that is what goatse is right?


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#30
wats goatse?

and i will NOT google it
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Yup.


err...thanks i guess.

so what is a goatse party? or a dvd? is it like a collection of loads of messed up stuff like that?
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wats goatse?

and i will NOT google it

Then don't ask.
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Do not discuss goatse or any other shock or gore stuff in the pit or on UG, ever.
Filth, pure filth... That's what you are.