#1
Hi guys, is there any deoderant that smells really nice and actually prevents you from sweating? cuz i was wiv this girl earlier nd i just had came frm a hardcore band practice which was really tight nd stuff nd i was sweaty pits nd felt slightly embarissd...
#2
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Your spelling jurts my eyes...

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#4
Use a Rightguard Roll On, it'll stop you sweating, but it won't smell of anything. Then again, ALL deoderants smell tacky.
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Use a Rightguard Roll On, it'll stop you sweating, but it won't smell of anything. Then again, ALL deoderants smell tacky.


thanks dude, will try it
#6
You need an antiperspirant, not just a deodorant.
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Your spelling jurts my eyes...

But I go with Old Spice


saying that... i've won things for my english in school XD
#9
i use "nivea dry aqua cool" or something. it is a cylindrical container with a sphere at the top which you roll on your armpits. it works quite well for me.
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#10
Apparently you are attracted to the opposite sex's sweat, which while disgusting probably helped you.

But your looking for an anti persperant, they dont stop you sweating, they just dry it up and make your arm pits all nice and skanky.




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I use Gillette. Its an deoderant and anit-perspirant that actually works.

and a shaving appliences brand 2!
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Apparently you are attracted to the opposite sex's sweat, which while disgusting probably helped you.

But your looking for an anti persperant, they dont stop you sweating, they just dry it up and make your arm pits all nice and skanky.


well i did pull her ... *score* XD
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so use a roll on with my joop for smell?

Jebus Christ. Just read what I posted.

It doesn't matter if it's a roll on or a spray or a stick.

As long as it's antiperspirant.
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i use "nivea dry aqua cool" or something. it is a cylindrical container with a sphere at the top which you roll on your armpits. it works quite well for me.

I like that description of a roll on...

you need antiperspirant.
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#17
Hi guys, is there any deoderant that smells really nice and actually prevents you from sweating? cuz i was wiv this girl earlier nd i just had came frm a hardcore band practice which was really tight nd stuff nd i was sweaty pits nd felt slightly embarissd...



I see your problem.


In all seriousness however your sweat contains pheromones and women find these scents irresistible.
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Dio never sweats.
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#20
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Your spelling jurts my eyes...

But I go with Old Spice



lol?? hurts = jurts?????

you're a twit
#22
None of them work. None. Your only hope is to shave your underarm hair and wash often.
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#23
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Your spelling jurts my eyes...


Either that was a good joke, or you screwed up yourself. Either way, its funny for me.

In case you haven't understood yet, you need

ANTI PERSIPIRANT!

Don't ignore it this time.
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#24
ecense??
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#25
Perspirex.

Trust. It's an odourless antiperspirant that you put on every other night, then apply your body spray or scent of choice in the morning as normal.

The only time I've had sweaty pits since I've been using it was when I was in the Guatemalan rainforest, where it was nearly 40 degrees and 98% humidity.

OddOneOut will vouch for this one as well.
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#26
Dude, I sweat all day for no damn reason, you'll get no sympathy from me.


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Try Degree for women, that's what I use. And chase it with the perfume "Beautiful"

I love that stuff.
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#27
If it's really bad, you can get a prescription strength antiperspirant, but apparently it can irritate your pits.
#28
Is there an anti-persperant though that won't (possibly) lead to alzheimer's down the road?
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#29
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You need an antiperspirant, not just a deodorant.



+1 They're different. that said, not all anti-perspirants work on me
#32
right guard is good.. I use adidas anti perspirant and that is usually good in conjuction with a lynx roll on (y) but i do sweat a lot, so dont use that combo, except i dont smell of bo!
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I use Gillette. Its an deoderant and anit-perspirant that actually works.


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#34
Certain-Dri

It's physically impossible to sweat after it had been applied. It's odorless and colorless and you apply it at night. It shrinks the pores in your skin preventing you from sweating.

I use it at night and then use some other delighfully scented deoderant in the morning just for redundancy.

It's available at Walgreens and I have also seen it recently at Wal-Mart.

If you over apply it you will have very sore pits.

Also, even though it sounds like a good idea to apply it to your crack, don't. One drip on the brown star and you'll have a ring of fire.
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