Poll: sucking on a flannel?
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View poll results: sucking on a flannel?
YES.
105 46%
never tried it.
84 37%
I'm sucking on a flannel right now.
21 9%
I'm from a country that has a stupid word for flannel.
17 7%
Voters: 227.
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#1
Who remembers sucking on a flannel?

And no, I'm not talking in euphemisms, I'm talking about real life, dirty, low-down, sucking on a flannel. That was some addictive shit, just soaking a flannel in cold water, and shoving it in your mouth.

If you never tried this as a kid, go to your bathroom now, and try it. I'm being serious, you have missed out on possibly the most important aspect of childhood- it's like the barmitzva- it's something that you can't truly become a man without doing.
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#2
yes! I remember that.. and it was the best thing ever.. infront of fapping!
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#4
Haha. I always used to suck on the shirt I was wearing. I would never go and get a shirt just for that purpose though. Weirdo
#8
I actually did this frequently. That shiat was refreshing. I always used to do it with sponges as well, but flannels had a nicer taste I'd say.
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#9
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Haha. I always used to suck on the shirt I was wearing. I would never go and get a shirt just for that purpose though. Weirdo


You're from Australia, I'm guessing you picked the 4th option?

Flannel over there is one of those shirts that hobos wear, up here it's a washcloth.
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#10
I used to do that. I miss it now I'm all grown up
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#11
Quote by GiantRaven
I always thought that tasted bad

Maybe I needed cleaner flannels...


haha
I used to do it as well...It was wierd looking back on it. But it was addictive
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#12
Yes Yes Yes!

*inhales flannel*
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#13
Quote by CrazyDavey
whats a flannel?

A washcloth.

And yes, I remember doing it. Its been ages though...
#15
Quote by 67_67
I used to do that. I miss it now I'm all grown up


Nice sig.
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Patterns In The Ivy present ethnicity on an intriguing and dedicated level. ~Ambient Exotica
A mesmeric melange of yearning voice, delicate piano and carefully chosen samples. ~Lost Voices
#16
Yes, that was awesome! Until my girlfriends dad threw one on my face to wake me up when i was sleeping in her bed...i woke up thinking i was drowning...that was a bit less awesome...
#19
i remember in kindergarten i went through like 5 flannel shirts because i tore up the sleeves

good times
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#21
You people are so weird...
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#23
i've never done that. :|

i wiped my arse with one once, though.
dad's the only one who uses it, hehe.
#27
Oh totally.

Why it feels so good is beyond me.
Why did I even think of doing it?!

The other thing I like to do with flannels is kinda make a mushroom out of it. Yknow you put it in the water, then gather the edges so it's all puffy like a musrhoom.
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#28
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The other thing I like to do with flannels is kinda make a mushroom out of it. Yknow you put it in the water, then gather the edges so it's all puffy like a musrhoom.




That is some correct shit right there.
VENUSIAN
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Patterns In The Ivy present ethnicity on an intriguing and dedicated level. ~Ambient Exotica
A mesmeric melange of yearning voice, delicate piano and carefully chosen samples. ~Lost Voices
#29
What?
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  • Malekko Chicklett

#30
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You people are so weird...

thank god you made me feel normal


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#31
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That is some correct shit right there.

Totally.

When I used to share a bath with my friends we'd have competitions to see who could make the best flannel mushroom. It was awesome.
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#32
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thank god you made me feel normal


Phew, thought I was the only one whose parents could afford food
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#34
haha


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#35
I've never done this nor heard of this before.
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#36
Quote by OddOneOut
Totally.

When I used to share a bath with my friends we'd have competitions to see who could make the best flannel mushroom. It was awesome.


*lets imagination run wild*
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A mesmeric melange of yearning voice, delicate piano and carefully chosen samples. ~Lost Voices
#38
What the hell is a flannel? Did you suck on Eddie Vedder's clothes as a youngster?
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#39
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What the hell is a flannel? Did you suck on Eddie Vedder's clothes as a youngster?

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