#1
ok so for my speech class the teacher wants us to prepare a speech on "the best ice cream in the surrounding area"(i know its stupid but he wants us to do it so that when we present he can tell us everything we are doing wrong so we can correct the flaws before a real debate) anyway im having trouble with the introduction of the speech. it needs to be about 15-30 seconds and grabs the audience's attention. he suggests a story or some quotations for this part of the speech. any ideas?
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#3
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he suggests a story or some quotations for this part of the speech. any ideas?


"Now this is the story all about how
My life got flipped, turned upside down
And Id like to take a minute just sit right there
Ill tell you how I became the debater of ice-cream from the town right here"
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#4
Quote by Kensai
"Now this is the story all about how
My life got flipped, turned upside down
And Id like to take a minute just sit right there
Ill tell you how I became the debater of ice-cream from the town right here"

looking back....i obviously had this coming
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#5
"Giraffes that can tapdance.

Onions that speak fluent Cantonese.

Existential penguins.


These are things dear to our hearts, and yet when was the last time you saw any of them sitting in the frozen foods section of Sainsbury's?

Thus, I give you: ice cream."
#6
make them stare at a picture of a naked woman covered in ice cream. that'll get their attention.
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#7
"The year is 2768. The place is here. All of humanity has died out in WWVII, and the only remaining life form on the entire planet is ice cream. Yes, the tribes of Ben and Jerry's, Coldstone, and TCBY (the yogurt fiends) must fight for control over...CHOKLAT MOUNTAIN. Will their race survive? Will new and intriguing flavors evolve? Now is the time where YOU decide who melts and who gets smeared all over the chin of a toddler on the beach. The future is now."

Whew, go for it.
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#8
Quote by Kensai
"Now this is the story all about how
My life got flipped, turned upside down
And Id like to take a minute just sit right there
Ill tell you how I became the debater of ice-cream from the town right here"


Lol i knew this was comming :P +10 for being the same awesomeness as the fresh prince :P

What kinda quote exactly? :P I mean you cant like quote hitler..... Start by taking the piss of what you have to do, how you think its a bit stupid but in a nice way, or be really sarcastic about doing it, that always breaks the ice :p
#9
Quote by Kensai
"Now this is the story all about how
My life got flipped, turned upside down
And Id like to take a minute just sit right there
Ill tell you how I became the debater of ice-cream from the town right here"






thank you
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#10
Quote by Kensai
"Now this is the story all about how
My life got flipped, turned upside down
And Id like to take a minute just sit right there
Ill tell you how I became the debater of ice-cream from the town right here"


I was about to write something like this then I noticed you had already done it!

Awesome.
#11
Quote by Kensai
"Now this is the story all about how
My life got flipped, turned upside down
And Id like to take a minute just sit right there
Ill tell you how I became the debater of ice-cream from the town right here"


you never fail to amuse me, Kensai

as for the speech, do it naked.

or sing it instead of talking (or sing whilst naked!)
#12
Quote by blue_strat
"Giraffes that can tapdance.

Onions that speak fluent Cantonese.

Existential penguins.


These are things dear to our hearts, and yet when was the last time you saw any of them sitting in the frozen foods section of Sainsbury's?

Thus, I give you: ice cream."


Awesome. Go with this.

RMF


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And not waving but drowning.
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#13
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you never fail to amuse me, Kensai

as for the speech, do it naked.

or sing it instead of talking (or sing whilst naked!)

am i like, "the naked guy" now. just cause of that thread?
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