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#1
So let's say one of your friends kill someone. It doesn't matter if it was by accident or on purpose, either way he calls you up desperately begging to help him get rid of the body.

Would you help him? Or would you alert the police?
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#2
I couldn't do it, Doakes is watching my ass 24/7 waiting for me to slip up.
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#4
I'd stay out of it.

Also, edit your sig.. Grundy won, as far as I know?
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#5
I'd bail a friend out of jail, but I don't think I could be an accomplice.
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#6
Yeah probably. I'd expect someone to help me ditch a dead body, so I'd do the same in return.
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I'd stay out of it.

Also, edit your sig.. Grundy won, as far as I know?


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#7
I'd ask on UG.
By the way man, can we have your phone number and address? Naw man it's not to alert the police.
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#8
are you dumb.....you eat the body because there is no evidence after!!!!
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#9
depends on who it is, if it was some stranger, probably yeah. but if it was one of my other friends, I would run away fearing i was next....

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#11
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I'd stay out of it.

Also, edit your sig.. Grundy won, as far as I know?


I know he won, but he isn't on UG anymore. He was perma-banned for personal reasons.

Anyway, I probably would do it but make damn sure I'd cover my tracks so I wouldn't be caught with my friend if he was arrested later on.
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#13
if it's a good friend of mine of course I would help
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#14
Only if I got to keep the body.... for myself.... in my basement... get where I'm goin? *necrophilia*
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#17
Probably.

Though it depends on exactly what happened. I'm not helping out a friend if he killed some 9 year old girl.
#18
I'd just advise him on what to do.

Go to walmart and buy lots of drain-o, then put the guy in your tub and pour it in. It'll dissolve everything, even the bone.
#19
it's like the saying "friends help you move, real friends help you move bodies"

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#24
It was an accident, I swear.
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#25
Depends. Which friend, who was killed, what were the circumstances?
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#29
I would give directions and suggestions,
but not help physically.

Unless, you know.

He did it on purpose...
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#30
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Only if I got to keep the body.... for myself.... in my basement... get where I'm goin? *necrophilia*

Better late than never I suppose


On topic, watch Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels on how to get rid of a corpse
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#31
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Depends. Which friend, who was killed, what were the circumstances?


This. But even then I wouldn't physically help likely.. my friend would have to do with some advice.
#32
Well let's say your best friend murdered someone close to him in cold blood. It's all most certain he'll eventually be caught, should the body ever be found.
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#33
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why not? the dudes dead no point in helping the dead guy

Is that REALLY a good reason to go along with it?
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#34
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Well let's say your best friend murdered someone close to him in cold blood. It's all most certain he'll eventually be caught, should the body ever be found.


WTF? I just told you Drain-O. They won't be finding jack. Plus there are PLENTY of other chemicals out there that can be used to dissolve human remains...
#36
I'd call the Police asap.
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#38
i definitely wouldnt help him.


but i dont think id call the police either. id tell him good luck, and not to mention that i know anything about it.
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#40
i wouldnt help at all. if it was a stranger, i would either stay out or call the police. if it was someone i knew i would kill my friend and say it was a murder/suicide. i hate a lot of my friends. but if it was a friend i really cared about id just stay the hell out of it.
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