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For those of you who are unaware of this incredible food, a poutine (aka ****ing amazing) is fries with cheese curds on top and then gravy poured over top of it all. I like to wait about 30 seconds for the curds to melt into a nice stringy mess, consume and let orgasm ensue.

Now if you live in the US you probably haven't heard of this incredible combo its more of a Canadian thing. If you are planning a trip to Canada I HIGHLY recommend getting one of these. They are served at pretty much every fast food place.

Now I wouldn't want you going to the first fast food place you see, ordering this and being disappointed so I have compiled a list of my personal favorite places to order the poutine.

1. KFC (HIGHLY RECOMMENDED!!)
2. Harveys (They use beef gravy which is a nice change)
3. New York Fries (Similar to the Harvey's poutine, just not as good)
4. A&W (Average poutine, gravy seems too rich)
5. Local Diners/Pizzerias (I find the local Pizzeria/Diner can pull off a very good poutine from time to time, you have to trust your instincts on this one)

**Avoid McDonalds at all cost for the poutine, it tastes like a TV dinner**

Edit: Yes Quebec is the top notch place for Poutines but New Brunswick is a VERY close second

Edit: For the morons posting saying ZOMG **** FAST FOOD POUTINE I put fast food up there because the many who have not experienced this "orgasm in a dish" would not understand if I named off the local diners I went to. Considering its a personal list I decided to put the best fast food places to get a poutine so I could give people actual names of places that sell it.
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That sounds disgusting beyond words.

Ditto.

But the phrase "orgasm in a dish" caught my eye.
#4
That sounds absolutely god awful.
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#6
In 'n' Out animal-style fries. To hell with your Poutine. I'd rather have me some animal fries.
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#8
It's actually fucking incredible.
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#10
No, really, I think if I ate that I would have an incredible impulse to throw up.
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#12
Poutine is pretty much the shit. I could go for some right now mmmmmm
#13
I like fries..and I like gravy..but is cheese curds like..cottage cheese?
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Well to be more accurate, Its in Quebec anywhere in quebec the poutine is fking good. But avoid fast food restaurents like Burger King, McDonald's etc.


No I actually like the fast food ones. Obviously they're not as amazing as the real thing, but they still give me a yummy in my tummy.
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#16
I'm from Ontario and most oozing fat asses stuff their faces with this garbage. Its so greasy it makes my stomach hurt, its supposed to be better in Quebec, though.
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i'll try it
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#19
**** poutine from fastfood restaurants, what you want is real Quebec poutine. Also notice how most people who say it's disgusting have never tried it. Poutine is delicious beyond belief.
#20
i've had this! it's so amazing.

anything with potatoes involved is orgasmic.
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#22
Nah, cheese curds is just... cheese curds . Not like cottage or feta AT ALL though, just normal cheese-like.

Being a New Brunswicker, I grew up with poutines and yes, they are AMAZING. I walk to get one every lunch .

Along with the Donair, this is the pinnacle of Canadian dishes xD.
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#23
Im from Quebec and I don't even eat that shit
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#24
You guys can't judge it until you've eaten it. It's more than an orgasm in a dish. Even the ones from fastfood restaurants are awesome.
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#25
POUTINE FTW!!!!!!

the poutine from my old highschool cafeteria was awesome. it was like $4 for a plate full of the "orgasm"

and yes, i agree, poutine is an easy way in canada to become a non-virgin
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POUTINE FTW!!!!!!

the poutine from my old highschool cafeteria was awesome. it was like $4 for a plate full of the "orgasm"

and yes, i agree, poutine is an easy way in canada to become a non-virgin

you put your dick in a perfectly good poutine?
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#27
For those saying "oh, it's disgusting/yuck/i'm a little pussy" I suggest you actually try it.

Sure, it looks and sounds like a mess, but God damn it's ****ing good.
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you put your dick in a perfectly good poutine?




what can i say?
it was making me horny
#30
its better than it looks and sounds new york fries imho tastes better than kfc better i really dont like kfc i go to mary browns
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#31
Poutine = <3

Everyone who says it looks disgusting, try it. Please, do it. Poutine could be one of the greatest things you'll ever eat.
#32
Poutine is amazingly good...although instead of cheese curds I prefer just some mozza melted on top or something...
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#33
I live in Quebec. Poutines are godly. That poutine doesn't look that gross but still, i bet its amazing haha
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#34
Why the fuck would you want to ruin Cheesy Chips by adding gravy??
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#35
At first I thought it looked gross, but it's actually so good, but I believe if you have it twice in one day you are guaranteed a heart attack.
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its better than it looks and sounds new york fries imho tastes better than kfc better i really dont like kfc i go to mary browns

yeah, New York Fries ones are good.
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#37
Poutine is ****ing sick.

KFC is quite delicious. I'd reccomend it to anybody.

Eat ****ing poutine.

I ****ing love it.
#38
Oh my God, I hate Canadians, and I hate Canada, but Poutine is the reason I keep going back every summer. God has taken the form of a food.
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At first I thought it looked gross, but it's actually so good, but I believe if you have it twice in one day you are guaranteed a heart attack.


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Why the fuck would you want to ruin Cheesy Chips by adding gravy??

Well considering its popularity, it must be a damn good ****ing idea.

So lay off.
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