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#1
Hello UG. I want to play a game.

You wake up naked in a room with only one door. On the opposite side of the room there is a weighing scale. It is heavily built and cannot be broken or un-synchronized.

The door will open only when there is enough weight on the scale, exactly 1.5 kilograms. When you step on the scale the door opens, but the second you leave the scale the door will shut again.

The only other object in the room is a saw. It only weights 0.5 kilograms.

What will you do?
#2
put the saw on the scale and crap out 1kg worth of crap. i just woke up so there should be some inside me
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#3
"He doesn't want us to cut through our chains... he wants us to cut through our feet."
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#4
How did I get here, and why am I naked?

Also, how did I figure out how the scale-door mechanism works, if I only just woke up in this unknown location?
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#5
Spit on the scale and cut as much hair of my body as possible until it gets to the proper weight.
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"He doesn't want us to cut through our chains... he wants us to cut through our feet."


At least in this scenario it doesn't matter if you cut off the wrong foot..
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put the saw on the scale and crap out 1kg worth of crap. i just woke up so there should be some inside me

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#10
Well I can see the scales and the door etc, so I saw off parts of the lighting system untill I have enough weight




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put the saw on the scale and crap out 1kg worth of crap. i just woke up so there should be some inside me



exactly.
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At least in this scenario it doesn't matter if you cut off the wrong foot..

Indeed
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Also you're off topic. This thread is about Reva eating snowmen.
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put the saw on the scale and crap out 1kg worth of crap. i just woke up so there should be some inside me


This.

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put the saw on the scale and crap out 1kg worth of crap. i just woke up so there should be some inside me

This. Though 2.2 pounds of crap... eugh.
#16
Fap until I ejaculate one kilogram of semen onto the scale.
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#17
keep taking shits until it ways enough
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#24
move the scale beside the door and press on it until there is enough weight to open the door, the use the scale to hold the door open and walk out.
#26
Puke, shit, sneeze, cry, pee and clean out every hole in my body on to the scale.

I'd hate to have to clean that set of scales afterwards...

#27
take a shit on the scale, then smear the shit all over the walls, piss on the floor, and then saw my leg off, put it on the scale and go out the door.

so that way when the guy come into his torture chamber thing to reset the trap, he'll slip in the puddle of piss and also have to clean all of my shit off of the walls.
#29
Thats easy, cut off a body part with the saw and put it on the scale. Walk through the door. Problem solved.

Pssh..im in these scenarios all the time
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Thats easy, cut off a body part with the saw and put it on the scale. Walk through the door. Problem solved.

Pssh..im in these scenarios all the time


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#31
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I want to know how come I lost nearly 60kg of body weight if the door accepts 1.5kg exactly and it opens when I step on it.


You see, that's what I was thinking.
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this would make more sense in pounds, I'm also cooking, and don't want to find a "kg" to "lb" converter online.
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#32
Stand on the scale so that the door opens, and throw the saw so it will jam the door open.

Been there, done that.
#33
Or I can sit on the scale and then hop my way through the door....WHILE still on the scale.

Jesus christ, so many possibilities...I would ****ing rock at waking up naked in a room with only one door and a heavily built scale that cannot be broken or un-synchronized.

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#34
use the saw to cut a piece of hair or something into two halves...then put the two halves together to make a whole...then climb through the hole...??
#35
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Stand on the scale so that the door opens, and throw the saw so it will jam the door open.

Been there, done that.


But if you have bad aim and throw the saw outside the door, you're fuxd.
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#37
okay, re-read it. It makes perfect sense....

But don't these games usually involve pain, and suffering, and make you think about your life?
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#38
I think the obligatory barrel roll should do it.

More realistically, use the saw to pry off a few floor tiles. Sorted.
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#40
Move the scales to the door, press down to open the door, press foot up against the door to jam it open and get out?
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