#1
Quick! My friend (who is a girl) asked me to ask her any question I wanted. Give meh questions!

1. Can be about sex.
2. Cannot be about us having sex.
3. Cannot be about me.
4. Anything else goes.
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#3
Does she think about you when she faps?

Edit: Does she think about me when she faps?
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#6
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Does she think about you when she faps?

Edit: Does she think about me when she faps?


Asked her that, answer is sometimes.
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#8
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You want to ask the pit, about a girl.


You sir, fail horribley.


inb4 relationship thread.


We're not going out, not a relationship. Learn to read, smartass.
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#9
"can you choose a question for me to ask?"
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#10
does she cum blood?
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#14
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We're not going out, not a relationship. Learn to read, smartass.



You realize that I wasn't pointing it out, but was suggesting that others would, right?
#16
Ask her what she's doing out of the kitchen.


I kid, I kid.
Ask her something witty and off the cuff, making you appear smart and not sex obsessed, and then, by default, attractive. You'll have her pants off in ten minutes.
#17
on a scale of one to ten how hard do u fap about me?
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#18
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You realize that I wasn't pointing it out, but was suggesting that others would, right?


Maybe it is I who should learn to read, eh?
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#21
you need to figure out a way to phrase a question in a whay that she'll have to send you naked pictueres


then post them on here, of course
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#22
Are you like... 10 years old?
Need fashion advice?

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#23
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Asked her that, answer is sometimes.


You realize by Me i meant myself
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#25
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You realize by Me i meant myself

Obviously he did. Sometimes I, too, think about you when fapping. SO MUCH SEXINESS!!!!

Edit:
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Don't ask her that.

Def don't ask that, or you'll have no excuse when it goes to trial!

Double Edit: I fail on quoting the quote...
Last edited by merfsullivan at Sep 14, 2008,
#26
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Obviously he did. Sometimes I, too, think about you when fapping. SO MUCH SEXINESS!!!!!


Thank you
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Jeff Ament is a sexy sexy beast.



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#28
If she gave you those stipulations as things you can't ask.. then epic fail. I would break those rules. If YOU made those rules, grow some ballz.
#29
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Don't ask her that.




Ask her for a calender of her periodal dates.....That would be helpful.
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