#1
If a deaf person had never heard music before, how would you describe it to them? Discuss.
#2
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#3
" it's like seeing but with your ears. you wouldnt understand "
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#4
orgasim of the ears
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#5
Why bother..?
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#9
with sign language
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#12
I think i saw a youtube clip of a deaf guitarist.... I'll have to dig it up again..
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#13
With great difficulty.


(Yeah yeah I know, lip reading. Still worth a shot)
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#14
"It's like really long, repetitive noise, except pleasing."

And I'd probably shout that at them, and use crude sign language, in an attempt to remind them of their place in society.

(I'll give you a hint. It's at the bottom)
#15
show them sheet music that would be fine...
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#16
A better question is, how do you describe color to the color blind?
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#17
dont they make headphones (er whatever you'd call it) for your teeth and stuff now? or does that require ear workin eardrums?
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#18
same way id explain sex to a guy who spends every Halloween as Spock
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#20
i would write down on paper what music is and means to me, and probably dance

but i wouldn't even try to explain it to a deaf person, that's too mean to let him/her know what he/she's missing out
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#23
"It's like a combination of various instruments playing together. The instruments help each other sound good, producing a sound that is pleasurable to the ear."

i think?
#24
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If a deaf person had never heard music before, how would you describe it to them? Discuss.



this would say it all:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMH0bHeiRNg
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#27
Empiricism.

You connect to music based on your experiences and individual circumstance.

A deaf person may look at a painting and find it beautiful, exciting, sexy, you name it, because of who they are and what they've felt.

That's the same way a person who can hear connects to music. That's how I would explain it.
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#28
I would say "it's the best thing in the world. Shame you can't hear it." Honestly. Because I do think music is the best thing in the world, and it's a real shame they can't hear it.
#29
Its the only thing in life that makes it worth living. You might as well go kill yourself.
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#30
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i couldnt describe it. i'd just feel very ****ing sorry for them


Who is this 'guest'?

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#32
They can always feel the music..
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i couldnt describe it. i'd just feel very ****ing sorry for them


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Edit: I would say that music is a pleasant sound (in some cases).
#36
i would punch them in the mouth for being so ignorant.

Anyway, I think the "guest" thing might be because his account had been deleted, something like that happened before, he must've really annoyed frenchy or something..
#37
I'd show him some music on paper, play the part that's on the sheet and say: 'And that's the way the cookie crumbles'.
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#38
I'd tell them it's the organization of sound throughout time.

Just like painters organize paint to create a painting, musicians work with sound to create song.