#1
Morning, pitmonkeys.
Yes, i am drinking custard.
This morning i was hungry and decided to walk up to the shops and get a carton of custard.
And i just wondered do any others UG'ers share this strange love?
Or is it not that uncommon after all?

Maybe we could start a custard club?
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#2
i have never had custard
i don't think they call it that here......


*uneasy*

as for you, you spin a story like a spider spins a web
see? that's a metaphor - no wait, a simile
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#5
isn't custard just pudding?
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#6
I like my custard like I like my women ; frozen.
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#7
Custard is the shiz man, hot or cold it rocks!!! You should definately make a custard appreciation group or something, I would definately join
#9
Outta the carton yes...Especially if it has a lot of vanilla essence in it. YUM! damnit! now i want some custard
#12
I have a tankard of custard as we speak
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#14
yeah, custard is top stuff
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#15
I fucking love custard. I drink litres of the stuff.
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#21
Quote by joshua029
isn't custard just pudding?


Custard


Pudding.
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Sorry awful Anglish.
#22
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Custard




I came.
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#23
According to Stephen Fry, the French don't have a word for 'custard'. They call it 'la creme anglaise' (or 'English cream').
#24
Quote by gangreneuk
According to Stephen Fry, the French don't have a word for 'custard'. They call it 'la creme anglaise' (or 'English cream').

The French need to get the priorities right then.
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Sorry awful Anglish.
#26
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I'd do that if I was allowed. Stupid parents.



there is only one solution for your problem.


You need to kill your parents.
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Fender Mexican Standard Strat(Sunburst, Rosewood, Custom Shop '69 pickups)
Fender Super Champ XD
EHX Big Muff Pi
Yamaha Acoustic
Alvarez Silver Anniversary Acoustic
#28
Quote by Shadowenspirit
That so isn't pudding.

I believe it is. A chocolate pudding. There are however puddings that are different but Custard isn't a pudding.
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Sorry awful Anglish.
#29
Quote by soulflyV
You know what they need?

Baileys Custard.

I'd drink that stuff till I shat Baileys Custard. ( I see a pattern emerging)

If they released it, and that's all you drank, imagine all the BAD GRAMMAR that would start appearing in your posts.

The will be heartache,
there will be rain,
and joy I can't explain.
#30
Ambrosia custard is the best.
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#31
yes, im a big fan of drinking custard

i remember the look on my stepdads face when he first saw me pour a glass of custard...


oh man i love custard.
#32
Dude.

Chocolate Custard.

Yogo In A Bottle.

Less Sugar Than Coke
Less Fat Than Milk

Gogogogogogo